WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

Tito Orcheese said:
Italians know nothing about pizza.

Serve me a pizza with a fork & knife and watch me piss all over your bathroom floor and leave no tip...beyond which paper towel best absorbs urine.

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you do that when someone doesn't hold the door open for you. can you maybe get over your phobia and start shitting on stuff? like 135 degree sprays? something?
 
ABB said:
anywhere in Italy you order pizza it comes on a plate with a fork and knife. pussies.

I do it all ways even flapjack em NY style.

I like mozzarella. but that's it fuck off with your 4 cheese blend that ain't four cheeses that's 1 new cheese altogether and you can hop off a bridge with that bullshit you damn muslim
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You live in Merica, you should have seen the mound of 4-cheese combo that I topped my burrito with.
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ABB said:
you do that when someone doesn't hold the door open for you. can you maybe get over your phobia and start shitting on stuff? like 135 degree sprays? something?
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When someone doesn't hold a door open, it does irk the fuck outta me; only because I go outta my way not to let a door close on a mf's face.
 
Tito Orcheese said:
When someone doesn't hold a door open, it does irk the fuck outta me; only because I go outta my way not to let a door close on a mf's face.
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I'm talking about when you get asked out on a date and the guy doesn't open the car door for you. Jeez
 
BrokenThreads said:
Between you and @coreymb , I will forever be baffled.
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it's simple BT. Jack is 1 cheese. Mozzarella is 1 cheese. They're both white. Pizza and quesadillas are good.

So cheddar or American - context matters. If you're gonna just sit there and gnaw on a chunk of cheddar then I hope your teeth fall out bc that's nasty and not in the bible so completely fucked. But a cheeseburger is great.
 
ABB said:
it's simple BT. Jack is 1 cheese. Mozzarella is 1 cheese. They're both white. Pizza and quesadillas are good.

So cheddar or American - context matters. If you're gonna just sit there and gnaw on a chunk of cheddar then I hope your teeth fall out bc that's nasty and not in the bible so completely fucked. But a cheeseburger is great.
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@Me right meow...
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ABB said:
it's simple BT. Jack is 1 cheese. Mozzarella is 1 cheese. They're both white. Pizza and quesadillas are good.

So cheddar or American - context matters. If you're gonna just sit there and gnaw on a chunk of cheddar then I hope your teeth fall out bc that's nasty and not in the bible so completely fucked. But a cheeseburger is great.
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So you're a cheese racist...
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Tito Orcheese said:
Like "I just got shot with a six-shooter after a good hand" lost, or "You took my fucking Dish Network money" lost?
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they start playing poker and thats all they wanna do. go with em to Vegas and they sit at a table for 2 days.
 
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