Castaway MMA v2.0

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I just polished off #4 and these are the only "crunchy" pieces.
paper plates?!?!?!?!

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So first thing I did this morning was run to Menards and bought four new exterior keyed door latches. Had the three on the house swapped out and one on the garage in 30mins. Soon to be ex had 5 days to get her shit out, told her if she didn't come get the rest of the shit out my house, I'd dump it in her parents driveway.

Just got back home after dumping it all in their front yard. I even made sure to "gently" toss the giant box of her dildos and vibrators so they may have spilled all over their front lawn.

Time for another smoothie.
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So first thing I did this morning was run to Menards and bought four new exterior keyed door latches. Had the three on the house swapped out and one on the garage in 30mins. Soon to be ex had 5 days to get her shit out, told her if she didn't come get the rest of the shit out my house, I'd dump it in her parents driveway.

Just got back home after dumping it all in their front yard. I even made sure to "gently" toss the giant box of her dildos and vibrators so they may have spilled all over their front lawn.

Time for another smoothie.
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That reminds of a joke:

What's a pirate say when you kick him in the balls?

"Menards!"

(Hope you're doing ok bro Ts&Ps)
 
So first thing I did this morning was run to Menards and bought four new exterior keyed door latches. Had the three on the house swapped out and one on the garage in 30mins. Soon to be ex had 5 days to get her shit out, told her if she didn't come get the rest of the shit out my house, I'd dump it in her parents driveway.

Just got back home after dumping it all in their front yard. I even made sure to "gently" toss the giant box of her dildos and vibrators so they may have spilled all over their front lawn.

Time for another smoothie.
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I hope you labeled the "Inflatable Butt Plug" with a vibrant, pink construction paper.
 
So first thing I did this morning was run to Menards and bought four new exterior keyed door latches. Had the three on the house swapped out and one on the garage in 30mins. Soon to be ex had 5 days to get her shit out, told her if she didn't come get the rest of the shit out my house, I'd dump it in her parents driveway.

Just got back home after dumping it all in their front yard. I even made sure to "gently" toss the giant box of her dildos and vibrators so they may have spilled all over their front lawn.

Time for another smoothie.
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Dildos and Vibrators!?
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So I was tired of texting back and forth the other night w/ @ABB , so i decided to just call him. After a long call, I think he may have convinced me to dl Tinder. Only social media I've ever done is this.

Let's crack another and see what it's all about. Warning!, these are gonna be Wisco gals, I'll let yall judge the quality in my area.
 
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