ABB
Mega Ultra Ultimate Magnificent Chief Moderator
paper plates?!?!?!?!I just polished off #4 and these are the only "crunchy" pieces.
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@JawboneOfAnAss was so confused he sobered up
IOB WORLDWIDE
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First Market was great
Sold 4 or 5 items.
Made some connections.
The OBC actually came with me.
It was nice.
Sold 4 or 5 items.
Made some connections.
The OBC actually came with me.
It was nice.
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The Original Jerky Boy
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Tito Orcheese
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Paper Plate Mafia
Doing dishes?
I don't even have to say the obvious here.
Gorillapunt
Looking for a little handjob
Would?
bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
Goddammit Tito
Tito Orcheese
MTM Junkie Idol Jesus
Those people, amirite?!?
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The Original Jerky Boy
So first thing I did this morning was run to Menards and bought four new exterior keyed door latches. Had the three on the house swapped out and one on the garage in 30mins. Soon to be ex had 5 days to get her shit out, told her if she didn't come get the rest of the shit out my house, I'd dump it in her parents driveway.
Just got back home after dumping it all in their front yard. I even made sure to "gently" toss the giant box of her dildos and vibrators so they may have spilled all over their front lawn.
Time for another smoothie.
Just got back home after dumping it all in their front yard. I even made sure to "gently" toss the giant box of her dildos and vibrators so they may have spilled all over their front lawn.
Time for another smoothie.
bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
That reminds of a joke:So first thing I did this morning was run to Menards and bought four new exterior keyed door latches. Had the three on the house swapped out and one on the garage in 30mins. Soon to be ex had 5 days to get her shit out, told her if she didn't come get the rest of the shit out my house, I'd dump it in her parents driveway.
Just got back home after dumping it all in their front yard. I even made sure to "gently" toss the giant box of her dildos and vibrators so they may have spilled all over their front lawn.
Time for another smoothie.
What's a pirate say when you kick him in the balls?
"Menards!"
(Hope you're doing ok bro Ts&Ps)
Tito Orcheese
MTM Junkie Idol Jesus
So first thing I did this morning was run to Menards and bought four new exterior keyed door latches. Had the three on the house swapped out and one on the garage in 30mins. Soon to be ex had 5 days to get her shit out, told her if she didn't come get the rest of the shit out my house, I'd dump it in her parents driveway.
Just got back home after dumping it all in their front yard. I even made sure to "gently" toss the giant box of her dildos and vibrators so they may have spilled all over their front lawn.
Time for another smoothie.
I hope you labeled the "Inflatable Butt Plug" with a vibrant, pink construction paper.
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The Original Jerky Boy
A pirate walks into a bar with damn steering wheel on the front of his pants. Bartender asks what the deal is...
Pirate: Yarr, its driving me nuts.
IOB WORLDWIDE
Sauces, Rubs, Glazes, Snacks, & More!
Dildos and Vibrators!?So first thing I did this morning was run to Menards and bought four new exterior keyed door latches. Had the three on the house swapped out and one on the garage in 30mins. Soon to be ex had 5 days to get her shit out, told her if she didn't come get the rest of the shit out my house, I'd dump it in her parents driveway.
Just got back home after dumping it all in their front yard. I even made sure to "gently" toss the giant box of her dildos and vibrators so they may have spilled all over their front lawn.
Time for another smoothie.
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The Original Jerky Boy
Nah, I kept that one.
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The Original Jerky Boy
Dildos and Vibrators!?
bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
That's LITERALLY my cousin's house.
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The Original Jerky Boy
So I was tired of texting back and forth the other night w/ @ABB , so i decided to just call him. After a long call, I think he may have convinced me to dl Tinder. Only social media I've ever done is this.
Let's crack another and see what it's all about. Warning!, these are gonna be Wisco gals, I'll let yall judge the quality in my area.
Let's crack another and see what it's all about. Warning!, these are gonna be Wisco gals, I'll let yall judge the quality in my area.
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The Original Jerky Boy
Well holyfuck, your cousin and his daughter are a piece of shite. Just sayin.