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he had so many good ones, that i forgot already half of them.
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‘Expensive’ UFC scientists prove Jon Jones ‘never took steroids’ — but ‘fans ignore all that’
Former UFC champion Jon Jones continues to maintain his innocence over steroid allegations despite multiple failed drug tests and the court of public opinion.
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I bet his name is Dr. @Xamot‘Expensive’ UFC scientists prove Jon Jones ‘never took steroids’ — but ‘fans ignore all that’
Former UFC champion Jon Jones continues to maintain his innocence over steroid allegations despite multiple failed drug tests and the court of public opinion.
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My wife was angry, that i ate all the potato chips.‘Expensive’ UFC scientists prove Jon Jones ‘never took steroids’ — but ‘fans ignore all that’
Former UFC champion Jon Jones continues to maintain his innocence over steroid allegations despite multiple failed drug tests and the court of public opinion.
I never ate all the potato chips.
When my wife came home, there was only a grain of salt on the table.
There never have been chips in the house ever.
An super expensive test run by Bunnyhoneyfunny inc. proved that.
This test is SO GOOD, it even invalidates all your common sense.
What? You think me hiding under the table, when my wife came home, is an indication i lied?
.. i just took a dick pill!
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Paulo Costa requested UFC release multiple times with only one fight left on contract - ‘I’m very professional’
"“We already asked to be released, but they refused,” Costa said. “They said, ‘No, we’re not going to release you. You need to do one more at least.’ Actually, I’ve been asking for this a couple of times. The most recent was like days ago. ... It’s not about relationships. We are professionals. Just go, show up, fight, that’s it. I’m very professional, they are professional as well. It’s not about relationship. I’m an honest guy,”"LOL!
This POS is one of the least professional fighters on the roster, wtf!
Look at this:
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/64306-paulo-henrique-costa-borrachinha
He pulled out of so many fights, if that matches his copulation skills, his blood line ends with him.
Even though we saw how he got fucked in the cage by Izzy because (and i fucking kinda quote him here) HE WAS DRUNK THE NIGHT BEFORE BECAUSE HE COULD NOT SLEEP!!!
He never missed weight officially because Marvin Vettori that badass took the fight at light heavy weight because Costa told him, he won't make weight and this is Marvins problem and still got his ass handed to him.
He claims that other fighters are stupid to take every deal, but he seems to be the most unsatisfied person asside from his former and future girl friends.
He had to fight ONE MORE TIME and would be out of the contract, but turns down any fight that is not for a belt. ...
God do i hate this asshole..
