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Brick said:
Years ago, this happened to my friend's beautiful 19-year-old daughter in Florida. Her knucklehead boyfriend had some trick he apparently liked to pull with a loaded pistol, he'd set it up so he pulled the trigger but the hammer wouldn't fire or some such nonsense, thought it was funny to point at his friends. He pointed the gun at her and it fired, hitting her in the neck and killing her. They threw that guy in prison, gave him 25 years.
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This is why gun safety should be taught in school.
 
ABB said:
All her stuff went straight up Randy's shitpipe
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I was actually the subject of an article on Okeechobee News for a fight I was in back in 2010, in the parking lot of a local bar by the water. I had to go to court for that and got off of charges. That's the last time I was at a bar, for the sole purpose of drinking. I would rather drink at home now, where the only people I'm gonna bother are you guys. And you already know what to expect from me...
 
Eranys said:
I used to live a few blocks from there. That's a really quiet, family neighborhood. Very uncommon for that area to make the news for any reason. Sounds like this former human was a complete fucking idiot. This town is also small enough that I must have seen that chick around at some point.

Related, perhaps, I saw a soldier from the 11th Airborne leaving the grocery store the other day that gave me a great sad. Early 20's black chick who must have been about 5'5" and pushing 200lbs, waddling her way out to her car with hips that could take up 2 plane seats. I did my best to not stare, but I was appalled at what the fitness standards must be over there. I don't understand how she could possibly be in the airborne with a body like that. Anyway, young soldiers have always done stupid shit, but I do really wonder about their overall culture over there right now. Sad all around.
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Sickle-cell. They balloon up and deflate. Chances are she was 120 in uniform
 
mrducks said:
I was actually the subject of an article on Okeechobee News for a fight I was in back in 2010, in the parking lot of a local bar by the water. I had to go to court for that and got off of charges. That's the last time I was at a bar, for the sole purpose of drinking. I would rather drink at home now, where the only people I'm gonna bother are you guys. And you already know what to expect from me...
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I remember that article. I been reading the Okeechobee News since 2005.
 
Eranys said:
Nah, dude. These were hips built to last. And sickle cell will get you discharged.
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ABB said:
I remember that article. I been reading the Okeechobee News since 2005.
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I was arrested for DUI, not the fight. But I never left the parking lot, and had a friend pick me up. The bouncer said I got in my truck and hit a tree. But there was no damage at all to my truck. I think the dude had it out for me.

Yes, I was drunk and don't remember too much about it. I apparently attacked a dude for hitting his girlfriend outside of the bar.

This was actually 2009. I remember it now because I was there for the Fedor vs Brett Rogers fight.
 
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mrducks said:
I was arrested for DUI, not the fight. But I never left the parking lot, and had a friend pick me up. The bouncer said I got in my truck and hit a tree. But there was no damage at all to my truck. I think the dude had it out for me.

Yes, I was drunk and don't remember too much about it. I apparently attacked a dude for hitting his girlfriend outside of the bar.
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The article made that distinction, I remember it vividly. But you allegedly attacked a 380 lb Gabby type girl for putting her Vrigina Slim out on the tank of a Harley
 
ABB said:
The article made that distinction, I remember it vividly. But you allegedly attacked a 380 lb Gabby type girl for putting her Vrigina Slim out on the tank of a Harley
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I had to pay like $4,500.00 for my lawyer. Which was a lot for me back then. I did end up losing my license for 3 months out of the plea deal. But that's all I got, no record.
 
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