ModestMMA said:
shockandawe99 said:
When I was in elementary school I would burn all the white kids at field day and B-ball...then, all I would here is :idea: "The only reason Mike can jump so high and run so fast is because
ALL
black people have a
3rd
muscle in their calfs..."
:roll:
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People really said this to you!? :shock:
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:x True story man. Here's another one...
Durring lunch in 5th grade we all got treated to a free cup of ice cream. I said to my self, "This is AWESOME! I LOVE chocalate ice cream." Then one of the white kids said, "
Mike...the only reason you like chocolate ice cream so much is because your skin is brown too...
"
Me: :shock:
What the F--k?!?!?!?
1blackeye said:
you gotta take the bad with the good, no? i mean, it can't hurt when people use the big dong stereotype
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True...but it's a LOT of pressure homie. The white girls I date are expect like
12
"
and I'm
ONLY
at
9
"... :|
Mystikhands said:
You're biracial??
No you're not!
Really?
What are you mixed with?
Really?
Well you dont look black.
Oh, I guess I can kind of see that.
Seriously though, You're really biracial?
What the Fu*k is so hard to understand or believe that i am half black and half white?!!! :x
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Oh, the joys of idiots. I have had one like this as well:
Them:
So, you're Mexican, right?
Me:
No, I am spanish.
Them:
Isn't that the same as Mexican?
Me:
No, my mother's parents are from Spain.
Them:
Oh. So you're sure you're not Mexican?
:lol: What the hell is wrong with people? It's been this way all my life so far. People really think im just lying about my race. Oh well...from now on ill just say, "You know what? Maybe you're right, My mom was a big slut and i think she really lied to my dad and i. I need to confront her about this" and then just walk away looking angry. Think this will work? :roll:
Mystikhands said:
:lol: What the hell is wrong with people? It's been this way all my life so far. People really think im just lying about my race. Oh well...from now on ill just say, "You know what? Maybe you're right, My mom was a big slut and i think she really lied to my dad and i. I need to confront her about this" and then just walk away looking angry. Think this will work? :roll:
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Ha. That would be priceless. My fiance, Alisha has a brother who is also half black and he gets that crap all the time. He looks more south american and people think he is from Brazil or Argentina, it is funny. I can't help but mess with him either and egg people on. Although, joking aside, I am astonished by the level of ignorance that most display towards ethnic background, it is really quite horrendous.
Shaunissey said:
Mystikhands said:
:lol: What the hell is wrong with people? It's been this way all my life so far. People really think im just lying about my race. Oh well...from now on ill just say, "You know what? Maybe you're right, My mom was a big slut and i think she really lied to my dad and i. I need to confront her about this" and then just walk away looking angry. Think this will work? :roll:
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Ha. That would be priceless. My fiance, Alisha has a brother who is also half black and he gets that crap all the time. He looks more south american and people think he is from Brazil or Argentina, it is funny. I can't help but mess with him either and egg people on. Although, joking aside,
I am astonished by the level of ignorance that most display towards ethnic background, it is really quite horrendous
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Co-sign* :x :x :evil:
Shaunissey said:
I am astonished by the level of ignorance that most display towards ethnic background, it is really quite horrendous.
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The local press is tearing up the guy selling this shirt outside of Wrigley field (You know, cause the Cubs have Fukudome)
1blackeye said:
Shaunissey said:
I am astonished by the level of ignorance that most display towards ethnic background, it is really quite horrendous.
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The local press is tearing up the guy selling this shirt outside of Wrigley field (You know, cause the Cubs have Fukudome)
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Ohhhh...my...
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icanthear said:
I'll start by telling you that I'm Deaf. I once met a female who said,"You're Deaf? I didn't know Deaf people could be good looking."
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wow...
I was working at
Phil Long Ford
as a valet 4 years ago and one of my co-workers said, "Hey Mike, when black people get sunburned they turn
purple
...right?"
*all my other co-workers* :shock: :shock: :shock:
Me: :|
icanthear said:
I'll start by telling you that I'm Deaf. I once met a female who said,"You're Deaf? I didn't know Deaf people could be good looking."
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this is smooth...way to slip in there you're better than us. now let's see this pretty.....
1blackeye said:
icanthear said:
I'll start by telling you that I'm Deaf. I once met a female who said,"You're Deaf? I didn't know Deaf people could be good looking."
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this is smooth...way to slip in there you're better than us. now let's see this pretty.....
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:idea: Now I see way
NOBODY
here likes you 1blackeye.
1blackeye said:
ok, just am asking to see the dude. i'm fat and ugly... not proud of it, but i am
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You have control over one of those things.
I find it funny when Americans are trying to speak to Mexicans in english, and think if they put a spanish dialect on what their saying, the mexicans will understand them. Thats pretty absurd,lol...
Showdown said:
I find it funny when Americans are trying to speak to Mexicans in english, and think if they put a spanish dialect on what their saying, the mexicans will understand them. Thats pretty absurd,lol...
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Either that or they add O and A to the end of everything they say.
