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Someone played a massive prank on me this weekend. No idea who. (The list of perps I made, I tore up when I hit over 100). The prank was so detailed and compelling, I'm impressed. All I know is, it wasn't someone who knows me irl.
 
Tosh said:
Someone played a massive prank on me this weekend. No idea who. (The list of perps I made, I tore up when I hit over 100). The prank was so detailed and compelling, I'm impressed. All I know is, it wasn't someone who knows me irl.
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My computer skills are negligible, making me an easy target for hacking. "They" discovered conversations I'd had online with some missionary girls I'd let in my house for shits and giggles, feeding them and listening to their specious tales on multiple occasions. When the girls moved on to more receptive pastures, they told me they'd tell their bishop of my kindness and yes this is necessary background info so stfu.

About two months later, two new missionary girls brought their bishop to my house to thank me. I fed them, see above, blah blah, they left.

Several weeks later, a pounding on my door during a violent rainstorm turned out to be the bishop, wearing a costume not unlike a fisherman, hat, tied flies and all, entreating me to open the door and let him in. Fuck that, this is not normal, something is going on here. That bishop was so hinky the first time I met him, though the girls seemed missionary enough.

Jump to UFC Fight Night two weeks ago, I'm typing to @CHP , and bam bam bam, pounding on my door--yep. Still in a costume, this time as a missionary (black trousers and tie, white short sleeved button up) and a cheap platinum blonde toupee. This time I was pissed, so I went outside (this was when @a-mart asked me in the group thread, "did we scare you off?"), and had a long confrontation that went nowhere.

(See ^^, shitty web knowledge), I told a savvy relative about this and he (not a fight site guy just a genius) discovered this was a hack leading to the prank by someone IN the fight community. This prank went on for months. That's dedication. No, I don't know who did it, that's the best part.
 
Tosh said:
Someone played a massive prank on me this weekend. No idea who. (The list of perps I made, I tore up when I hit over 100). The prank was so detailed and compelling, I'm impressed. All I know is, it wasn't someone who knows me irl.
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This weekend is when my relative gave me the prank info, not when the prank happened, if that isn't clear which it isn't.
 
Tosh said:
My computer skills are negligible, making me an easy target for hacking. "They" discovered conversations I'd had online with some missionary girls I'd let in my house for shits and giggles, feeding them and listening to their specious tales on multiple occasions. When the girls moved on to more receptive pastures, they told me they'd tell their bishop of my kindness and yes this is necessary background info so stfu.

About two months later, two new missionary girls brought their bishop to my house to thank me. I fed them, see above, blah blah, they left.

Several weeks later, a pounding on my door during a violent rainstorm turned out to be the bishop, wearing a costume not unlike a fisherman, hat, tied flies and all, entreating me to open the door and let him in. Fuck that, this is not normal, something is going on here. That bishop was so hinky the first time I met him, though the girls seemed missionary enough.

Jump to UFC Fight Night two weeks ago, I'm typing to @CHP , and bam bam bam, pounding on my door--yep. Still in a costume, this time as a missionary (black trousers and tie, white short sleeved button up) and a cheap platinum blonde toupee. This time I was pissed, so I went outside (this was when @a-mart asked me in the group thread, "did we scare you off?"), and had a long confrontation that went nowhere.

(See ^^, shitty web knowledge), I told a savvy relative about this and he (not a fight site guy just a genius) discovered this was a hack leading to the prank by someone IN the fight community. This prank went on for months. That's dedication. No, I don't know who did it, that's the best part.
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If it's been going on for months you can rule everyone here out except for @CHP and @Trig ;)

I couldn't really follow - what was the prank exactly, hacking you to send these people to your house? And what if you didn't let them in in the first place? All of it sounds weird
 
Tosh said:
My computer skills are negligible, making me an easy target for hacking. "They" discovered conversations I'd had online with some missionary girls I'd let in my house for shits and giggles, feeding them and listening to their specious tales on multiple occasions. When the girls moved on to more receptive pastures, they told me they'd tell their bishop of my kindness and yes this is necessary background info so stfu.

About two months later, two new missionary girls brought their bishop to my house to thank me. I fed them, see above, blah blah, they left.

Several weeks later, a pounding on my door during a violent rainstorm turned out to be the bishop, wearing a costume not unlike a fisherman, hat, tied flies and all, entreating me to open the door and let him in. Fuck that, this is not normal, something is going on here. That bishop was so hinky the first time I met him, though the girls seemed missionary enough.

Jump to UFC Fight Night two weeks ago, I'm typing to @CHP , and bam bam bam, pounding on my door--yep. Still in a costume, this time as a missionary (black trousers and tie, white short sleeved button up) and a cheap platinum blonde toupee. This time I was pissed, so I went outside (this was when @a-mart asked me in the group thread, "did we scare you off?"), and had a long confrontation that went nowhere.

(See ^^, shitty web knowledge), I told a savvy relative about this and he (not a fight site guy just a genius) discovered this was a hack leading to the prank by someone IN the fight community. This prank went on for months. That's dedication. No, I don't know who did it, that's the best part.
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Everyone knows you don't feed those people!!!
 
Tosh said:
My computer skills are negligible, making me an easy target for hacking. "They" discovered conversations I'd had online with some missionary girls I'd let in my house for shits and giggles, feeding them and listening to their specious tales on multiple occasions. When the girls moved on to more receptive pastures, they told me they'd tell their bishop of my kindness and yes this is necessary background info so stfu.

About two months later, two new missionary girls brought their bishop to my house to thank me. I fed them, see above, blah blah, they left.

Several weeks later, a pounding on my door during a violent rainstorm turned out to be the bishop, wearing a costume not unlike a fisherman, hat, tied flies and all, entreating me to open the door and let him in. Fuck that, this is not normal, something is going on here. That bishop was so hinky the first time I met him, though the girls seemed missionary enough.

Jump to UFC Fight Night two weeks ago, I'm typing to @CHP , and bam bam bam, pounding on my door--yep. Still in a costume, this time as a missionary (black trousers and tie, white short sleeved button up) and a cheap platinum blonde toupee. This time I was pissed, so I went outside (this was when @a-mart asked me in the group thread, "did we scare you off?"), and had a long confrontation that went nowhere.

(See ^^, shitty web knowledge), I told a savvy relative about this and he (not a fight site guy just a genius) discovered this was a hack leading to the prank by someone IN the fight community. This prank went on for months. That's dedication. No, I don't know who did it, that's the best part.
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Its good that you told me to stfu in the prologue because I thinks it's very important that I do just that
 
Tosh said:
Jajaja--wasn't directed at you, it was in general. I don't know you well enough yet to tell you to fuck off.
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Of course you do!

But I also understand that, it's just how my humour works. Where are you from by the way? Theres a small slice of the world that types laughter with a J
 
Tosh said:
My computer skills are negligible, making me an easy target for hacking. "They" discovered conversations I'd had online with some missionary girls I'd let in my house for shits and giggles, feeding them and listening to their specious tales on multiple occasions. When the girls moved on to more receptive pastures, they told me they'd tell their bishop of my kindness and yes this is necessary background info so stfu.

About two months later, two new missionary girls brought their bishop to my house to thank me. I fed them, see above, blah blah, they left.

Several weeks later, a pounding on my door during a violent rainstorm turned out to be the bishop, wearing a costume not unlike a fisherman, hat, tied flies and all, entreating me to open the door and let him in. Fuck that, this is not normal, something is going on here. That bishop was so hinky the first time I met him, though the girls seemed missionary enough.
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.. i don't understand ANY of this.
So.. you had missionary girls (apparantly that means something connected to church and not what i thought..) at your house.
And then you.. told someone about that.
Someone hacked you, therefore knows where you live and that you did that.
Than sends 3!!! people to your house?

And your IT buddy just says: It was a hack and 100% from a fighting community? How would he know?

This sounded like this joke in the first paragraphs:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1827os/the_bus_driver_and_the_nun
 
Tosh said:
From the bad parts of Los Angeles originally. Lots of Mexican friends who only speak Spanish. The first time I saw hahaha I had to Google it.
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Other than spanish it's strangely Scandinavian. Soi el mas chingon though, so now you know
 
Tosh said:
Several weeks later, a pounding on my door during a violent rainstorm turned out to be the bishop, wearing a costume not unlike a fisherman, hat, tied flies and all, entreating me to open the door and let him in. Fuck that, this is not normal, something is going on here. That bishop was so hinky the first time I met him, though the girls seemed missionary enough.
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Did this happen in June? Sounds like it based on your timeline, but I'm just curious
 
Tosh said:
My computer skills are negligible, making me an easy target for hacking. "They" discovered conversations I'd had online with some missionary girls I'd let in my house for shits and giggles, feeding them and listening to their specious tales on multiple occasions. When the girls moved on to more receptive pastures, they told me they'd tell their bishop of my kindness and yes this is necessary background info so stfu.

About two months later, two new missionary girls brought their bishop to my house to thank me. I fed them, see above, blah blah, they left.

Several weeks later, a pounding on my door during a violent rainstorm turned out to be the bishop, wearing a costume not unlike a fisherman, hat, tied flies and all, entreating me to open the door and let him in. Fuck that, this is not normal, something is going on here. That bishop was so hinky the first time I met him, though the girls seemed missionary enough.

Jump to UFC Fight Night two weeks ago, I'm typing to @CHP , and bam bam bam, pounding on my door--yep. Still in a costume, this time as a missionary (black trousers and tie, white short sleeved button up) and a cheap platinum blonde toupee. This time I was pissed, so I went outside (this was when @a-mart asked me in the group thread, "did we scare you off?"), and had a long confrontation that went nowhere.

(See ^^, shitty web knowledge), I told a savvy relative about this and he (not a fight site guy just a genius) discovered this was a hack leading to the prank by someone IN the fight community. This prank went on for months. That's dedication. No, I don't know who did it, that's the best part.
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