I've spent years reading your drivel in live threads. Much like forum commenting, you have a very limited set of comments you make which are almost identical. For fight threads:
"Oooo good one"
"Eye candy up next"
"Fight IQ 1 billion, he went for a takedown after he hurt him"
"Take a point"
"Something something beans & square sausage"
That's pretty much all you ever say. Throw in a few random comments about your TV, maybe something about how Bones is a cheater, and that's about it. We could replace you with one of those drinking bird toys and a talk box with buttons for phrases and no one would ever know the difference.