Fight Announcements

I've spent years reading your drivel in live threads. Much like forum commenting, you have a very limited set of comments you make which are almost identical. For fight threads:

"Oooo good one"

"Eye candy up next"

"Fight IQ 1 billion, he went for a takedown after he hurt him"

"Take a point"

"Something something beans & square sausage"


That's pretty much all you ever say. Throw in a few random comments about your TV, maybe something about how Bones is a cheater, and that's about it. We could replace you with one of those drinking bird toys and a talk box with buttons for phrases and no one would ever know the difference.
I'm fucking dead!
 
What do you expect when your guys a zzz fest fighter jab move out jab move out is all he dose
Jab, move, win.
He consistently beats UFC fighters with winning records yet they give him this spoiler against whom to prove himself again. At 39!
Pathetic.
 
Jab, move, win.
He consistently beats UFC fighters with winning records yet they give him this spoiler against whom to prove himself again. At 39!
Pathetic.
You're his only fan. We all find him insanely boring. He doesn't fight, he earns points and runs away a lot. It's lame.
 
You mean when he fights cans and manages to get a flashy KO? When has he had a KO over an exciting opponent anytime in the recent to moderate past?

Also, congratulations on being on an island with Professor Jizz. I hope you two will make each other very happy.
Jenny is here also
 
But then why doesn't the UFC match up MVP with a highly ranked dude that will just crush him and be done with MVP?
It's like they signed him just to punish him
 
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