Chinese Sick Leave - Ho Chow
Mr Chow phones his Boss, hey, I no come work today, I got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt, I no come work.
The Boss says, you know Mr Chow, I really need you at work today! When I feel sick like you, I go to my wife and say, give me SEX. She gives me sex and everything feels better and I go to work. Why dont you try that Mr. Chow?
2hrs later Mr Chow phones work. I do what you say an I feel better, much better. I be at work soon,.... you got nice house.
Olive11 said:
I know another joke.
It's a bit stereotypical, but it's still funny to me) There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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Not bad, but if she got tired after 49 miles and then swam back, I think it would have worked better.
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class...
She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"
And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."
theirishlad said:
Silver birch is offended
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I’m offended by silver birches. Especially ones that get implants and die their hair black.
