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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’

In addition to her groundbreaking work as a singer-songwriter, Parton also starred in movies like ‘9 to 5’ and ‘Steel Magnolias’

Lesser known fact: Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" was Dolly Parton's song.

 
Put @PrinceVegeta on suicide watch 😯

"I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know I'm not blonde."
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Lesser known fact: Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" was Dolly Parton's song.

Lol. Lesser known fact🤣🤣

I guess maybe if you were living under a rock somewhere.
Then you might not know that was Dolly Parton's song that she wrote for Porter Wagoner.
 
Lesser known fact: Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" was Dolly Parton's song.

Could you please tell Motives to shut his 🐓 holster?

I didn't know about Dolly Parton's book program for kids until my daughter was born. It's a great program that she funded where they send any child one book per month until they turn 5, all for free. That's a great thing that she did.
 
Dolly Parton's Cause of Death Revealed: She Died After Battle With Cancer

Representatives of country music legend Dolly Parton, who died last night at age 80, said she died after a 'brief battle with cancer.' According to them, Parton died at the Vanderbilt-Ingram Cancer Center in Nashville surrounded by her family members. The type of cancer she suffered from was not disclosed.
 
Dolly Parton's Cause of Death Revealed: She Died After Battle With Cancer

Representatives of country music legend Dolly Parton, who died last night at age 80, said she died after a 'brief battle with cancer.' According to them, Parton died at the Vanderbilt-Ingram Cancer Center in Nashville surrounded by her family members. The type of cancer she suffered from was not disclosed.
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"Go Rest High On That Mountain"

 
Dolly Parton's Cause of Death Revealed: She Died After Battle With Cancer

Representatives of country music legend Dolly Parton, who died last night at age 80, said she died after a 'brief battle with cancer.' According to them, Parton died at the Vanderbilt-Ingram Cancer Center in Nashville surrounded by her family members. The type of cancer she suffered from was not disclosed.
 
Dolly Parton's Cause of Death Revealed: She Died After Battle With Cancer

Representatives of country music legend Dolly Parton, who died last night at age 80, said she died after a 'brief battle with cancer.' According to them, Parton died at the Vanderbilt-Ingram Cancer Center in Nashville surrounded by her family members. The type of cancer she suffered from was not disclosed.
gotta be pancreatic
 
Dolly and Keanu Reeves are locked in on my Mount Rushmore of greatest PR teams ever.

I'm sure that being decent/good human beings has a lot to do with it, but... there are lots of decent people who have achieved a level of fame/success/wealth. Most of them, you can openly talk shit about and people will be like, "huh... well, not sure what they did to you, but okay..."

With Dolly, if you said anything other than that she was a living saint... you'd get absolutely excoriated.

Put it this way... if Dolly announces she's going to put millions of dollars into funding a program where kids get books, she's a national hero (rightfully so). If Jeff Bezos announces he's going to launch the same program, everyone says he's Satan and this is some elaborate tax write-off and that he's pure evil (eh, maybe he is).

Any who, it's amazing that she made it to 80 and seemingly never a bad thing was said about her. She will be missed and RIP.

every Gen Xer talked about Dolly's boobies

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With Dolly, if you said anything other than that she was a living saint... you'd get absolutely excoriated.

Put it this way... if Dolly announces she's going to put millions of dollars into funding a program where kids get books, she's a national hero (rightfully so). If Jeff Bezos announces he's going to launch the same program, everyone says he's Satan and this is some elaborate tax write-off and that he's pure evil (eh, maybe he is).

Any who, it's amazing that she made it to 80 and seemingly never a bad thing was said about her. She will be missed and RIP.



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If you EVER try to compare Dolly to Bezos again. I will absolutely excoriate you. You Un-American
"Coat of many colors" hating sob.😡
 
So you saw what I did there? 😎


(Lol. The hater in you wants to SO BAD doesn't it? )

Not everybody gets to be undeniably likable. Dolly had that about her. Combine that with the fact that despite being in the era of iconic celebrity for 40+ years.
It's hard to find anything derogatory about her.

Maybe she was just genuinely a good decent person.

Can't we have this without you trying to s*** all over it?
 
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