* Official monthly politics thread: March 2009 *
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Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
BRAD said:
Andre3000 said:
Meatmallet said:
I was expecting a thread on Latina Trannys. Oh wait. Thats Andre3000.
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Meatmallet likes Sri Lankan hermaphrodites.
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DONT WE ALL !!!!!
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AMEN brother. Dont judge me.
Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
I just took a poop and the profile kinda looks like Sarah Palins mug? How much do you think i can get on ebay for it? A grilled cheese of potatoe chip that looks like Jesus is worth thousands. I gotta think a milf shaped dookie is worth atleast $100
Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
phoenix-mma said:
I just took a poop and the profile kinda looks like Sarah Palins mug? How much do you think i can get on ebay for it? A grilled cheese of potatoe chip that looks like Jesus is worth thousands. I gotta think a milf shaped dookie is worth atleast $100
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Does "dookie braids" translate to "sh*t braids"? Or does dookie also have another meaning? Because if that's the translation, it's unappealing imagery.
Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
Andre3000 said:
phoenix-mma said:
I just took a poop and the profile kinda looks like Sarah Palins mug? How much do you think i can get on ebay for it? A grilled cheese of potatoe chip that looks like Jesus is worth thousands. I gotta think a milf shaped dookie is worth atleast $100
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Does "dookie braids" translate to "sh*t braids"? Or does dookie also have another meaning? Because if that's the translation, it's unappealing imagery.
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Dookie braids can actually have double meaning:
1) the literal meaning would describe the traditional jamaican dreads that were held together by cow dung (now they use bees wax, or a pomade)
2) figurative meaning is that your braids look like sh*t!! You should have spent the $200 and 9hrs at the salon to have them done right. Instead you went to Pookies apt and he did them with one hand as he's on the phone arguing with his baby momma and bogarting the 2nd, yet all important hand (just cause for a blue tooth)
Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
phoenix-mma said:
Andre3000 said:
phoenix-mma said:
I just took a poop and the profile kinda looks like Sarah Palins mug? How much do you think i can get on ebay for it? A grilled cheese of potatoe chip that looks like Jesus is worth thousands. I gotta think a milf shaped dookie is worth atleast $100
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Does "dookie braids" translate to "sh*t braids"? Or does dookie also have another meaning? Because if that's the translation, it's unappealing imagery.
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Dookie braids can actually have double meaning:
1) the literal meaning would describe the traditional jamaican dreads that were held together by cow dung (now they use bees wax, or a pomade)
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But dreds are not the same as dookie braids.
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^^^^^Which is why its important for Pookie to have both hands free...otherwise your dreads will end up lookin like a homeless person passed out face first in a cow pasture.
So do you think Sarah Palin is well groomed? You're Canadian...do the women up there like the lil extra bit of coverage?
I bet Palin looks like a 1970's porno. Lookin like Chewbacca was a still birth....LOL
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phoenix-mma said:
^^^^^Which is why its important for Pookie to have both hands free...otherwise your dreads will end up lookin like a homeless person passed out face first in a cow pasture.
So do you think Sarah Palin is well groomed? You're Canadian...do the women up there like the lil extra bit of coverage?
I bet Palin looks like a 1970's porno. Lookin like Chewbacca was a still birth....LOL
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I can't say that I share your physical attraction to Palin, and I've never really contemplated your first question. It's making me a little bit uncomfortable.
As for your second question, in my personal experience, most women up here are pretty conscientious about their grooming.
And dude, you don't even know if Chewbacca is a mammal. He could have been hatched from an egg.
Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
Andre3000 said:
phoenix-mma said:
^^^^^Which is why its important for Pookie to have both hands free...otherwise your dreads will end up lookin like a homeless person passed out face first in a cow pasture.
So do you think Sarah Palin is well groomed? You're Canadian...do the women up there like the lil extra bit of coverage?
I bet Palin looks like a 1970's porno. Lookin like Chewbacca was a still birth....LOL
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I can't say that I share your physical attraction to Palin, and I've never really contemplated your first question. It's making me a little bit uncomfortable.
As for your second question, in my personal experience, most women up here are pretty conscientious about their grooming.
And dude, you don't even know if Chewbacca is a mammal. He could have been hatched from an egg.
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Palin pretty hot for a gilf. I'd bang her. I just get the feeling her grooming is reminescent of an early 1970's porno. You should see her early 80's bangs!! That hair was epic!! She had anchor hair
Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
Showdown said:
I didnt read this thread, but since its titled by tws, I assume its about how bad of a president Obama is? Not even 2 months in after taking over the former boobs problems? Am I right?
Fart stories are great.
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You kind of proved the point here showdown.
I've never done anything close to what Phoenix(and what I can only assume the deleted posts of andre3000) are doing to Obama.
Thats bashing.
Disagreeing with policy is not bashing, I even pointed out areas I AGREE with Obama on - but based on your statements, you appear to just walk in lockstep because you agree with his ideology and don't care to turn off the blinders for a minute to look around, see whats happening, think for yourself, or make a stand.
....kind of reminds me of the citizens of nazi germany who "didnt know" what was happening.
Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
twsjajms said:
Showdown said:
I didnt read this thread, but since its titled by tws, I assume its about how bad of a president Obama is? Not even 2 months in after taking over the former boobs problems? Am I right?
Fart stories are great.
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You kind of proved the point here showdown.
I've never done anything close to what Phoenix(and what I can only assume the deleted posts of andre3000) are doing to Obama.
Thats bashing.
Disagreeing with policy is not bashing, I even pointed out areas I AGREE with Obama on - but based on your statements, you appear to just walk in lockstep because you agree with his ideology and don't care to turn off the blinders for a minute to look around, see whats happening, think for yourself, or make a stand.
....kind of reminds me of the citizens of nazi germany who "didnt know" what was happening.
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I guarantee you he's read everything I posted in this thread. He would have seen it in quotes anyway.
I like the Nazi Germany analogy.
Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
twsjajms said:
Showdown said:
I didnt read this thread, but since its titled by tws, I assume its about how bad of a president Obama is? Not even 2 months in after taking over the former boobs problems? Am I right?
Fart stories are great.
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You kind of proved the point here showdown.
I've never done anything close to what Phoenix(and what I can only assume the deleted posts of andre3000) are doing to Obama.
Thats bashing.
Disagreeing with policy is not bashing, I even pointed out areas I AGREE with Obama on - but based on your statements, you appear to just walk in lockstep because you agree with his ideology and don't care to turn off the blinders for a minute to look around, see whats happening, think for yourself, or make a stand.
....kind of reminds me of the citizens of nazi germany who "didnt know" what was happening.
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tws, i was trying to do you a favor. Everyone knew if it was your normal political rhetoric this thread would have about 60 views and 1 post by now. Thanks to myself, Andre, Show and some other gracious junkies we got your first ever thread beyond 1 page!!!!! No thank you? No, "Gee Phoenix...i appreciate your hard work". I feel so unappreciated. I mean if we hadnt hijacked your thread you'd still be waiting for your first post by a user that doesnt start "tws".
Be a sport and play along. Do you think Palin wears thongs or granny panties?
Re: Since Phoenix loves them so much
twsjajms said:
Showdown said:
I didnt read this thread, but since its titled by tws, I assume its about how bad of a president Obama is? Not even 2 months in after taking over the former boobs problems? Am I right?
Fart stories are great.
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Disagreeing with policy is not bashing, I even pointed out areas I AGREE with Obama on - but based on your statements, you appear to just walk in lockstep because you agree with his ideology and don't care to turn off the blinders for a minute to look around, see whats happening, think for yourself, or make a stand.
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He much be an idealogue!
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In all honesty i had to give tws a lil dose of his own medicine. He's taken every opportunity to throw in his anti Obama comments in every political thread whether its warranted or not. And like -P said, there are several threads that he could of added to instead of always starting new ones. I goated him into starting a new thread for the sole purpose of hijacking. I make no excuses, and while it was funny (so are fart stories) i apologize. But thats also why you saw little or no interjection from the mods. Let them play!
So here's the thing, I really dont care if tws hates Obama or not. And i don't care if others on here are republicans or democrats. There is NO right political party...there is what is right for YOU. So i always find it funny when try and tell me why i'm wrong for being a democrat. Its like if i tried to tell someone they are wrong for being baptist. You're not gonna change the fact i'm a democrat, and you're not gonna change the fact i'm methodist. There are mistakes both political parties have made from the beginning of government, so lets not pretend one is above the other.
But in regards to Obama. Here's the way i see it.....Bush has been the starting QB for the past 8yrs...we're having a sh*tty season and have 3 games left. So he benches Bush (the republican party) in favor of the highly touted rookie QB. And instead of being a team player and trying to help Obama learn plays, study coverages he (the republican party) wants to stand on the sideline and secretly (actually not so secretly) clap at every incomplete pass.
At this point of the game if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Not only democrats are being foreclosed on and not only republicans are losing their life savings. Its a team game at this point.
I really don't give a sh*t if you're pissed that Obama got elected...its what our country wanted. And that should tell you something.
I joke about Palin being dumb, and Jindal naming himself after the Brady Bunch but it comes down to what the people want.
For people to be critical of Obama 57days into a 4yr term is like booing a QB after starting the game 2-4 for 25yds.
Unfortunately we're not gonna get out of this financial hole in a year or even his first term...but we can stop the bleeding and stabilize the patient. The healing comes later.
As i've said before...what will ultimately change our country for the better is to change the greedy mentality of all of us. The same mentality that tells us to buy a range rover when all we can afford is a ford f-150. The same mentality that tells us to buy a half million dollar house and play with the equity when all we can afford is a $200k house. And the same mentality that should tell us if we invest with a guy thats claiming to give you 20-30% on your investment you're probably a part of a ponzi scheme.
Once we change our selfish behavior and live within our means then we can have the liberty of joking about which party is better.
(i still think Palin wears thongs! LOL)
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phoenix-mma said:
In all honesty i had to give tws a lil dose of his own medicine. He's taken every opportunity to throw in his anti Obama comments in every political thread whether its warranted or not. And like -P said, there are several threads that he could of added to instead of always starting new ones. I goated him into starting a new thread for the sole purpose of hijacking. I make no excuses, and while it was funny (so are fart stories) i apologize. But thats also why you saw little or no interjection from the mods. Let them play!
So here's the thing, I really dont care if tws hates Obama or not. And i don't care if others on here are republicans or democrats. There is NO right political party...there is what is right for YOU. So i always find it funny when try and tell me why i'm wrong for being a democrat. Its like if i tried to tell someone they are wrong for being baptist. You're not gonna change the fact i'm a democrat, and you're not gonna change the fact i'm methodist. There are mistakes both political parties have made from the beginning of government, so lets not pretend one is above the other.
But in regards to Obama. Here's the way i see it.....Bush has been the starting QB for the past 8yrs...we're having a sh*tty season and have 3 games left. So he benches Bush (the republican party) in favor of the highly touted rookie QB. And instead of being a team player and trying to help Obama learn plays, study coverages he (the republican party) wants to stand on the sideline and secretly (actually not so secretly) clap at every incomplete pass.
At this point of the game if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Not only democrats are being foreclosed on and not only republicans are losing their life savings. Its a team game at this point.
I really don't give a sh*t if you're pissed that Obama got elected...its what our country wanted. And that should tell you something.
I joke about Palin being dumb, and Jindal naming himself after the Brady Bunch but it comes down to what the people want.
For people to be critical of Obama 57days into a 4yr term is like booing a QB after starting the game 2-4 for 25yds.
Unfortunately we're not gonna get out of this financial hole in a year or even his first term...but we can stop the bleeding and stabilize the patient. The healing comes later.
As i've said before...what will ultimately change our country for the better is to change the greedy mentality of all of us. The same mentality that tells us to buy a range rover when all we can afford is a ford f-150. The same mentality that tells us to buy a half million dollar house and play with the equity when all we can afford is a $200k house. And the same mentality that should tell us if we invest with a guy thats claiming to give you 20-30% on your investment you're probably a part of a ponzi scheme.
Once we change our selfish behavior and live within our means then we can have the liberty of joking about which party is better.
(i still think Palin wears thongs! LOL)
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Thats the silliest justification for acting like a moron I've ever seen.
In 2002, before 9/11, less than 2 years into Bush's first term, more than half of democrats wanted Bush to fail. So your justification is stupid.
You are saying that people who think it is bad for the country and will harm it should stand by while 787billion in taxpayer money is spent. Limbaugh is rooting for Obama to fail because he thinks is policies will HURT America, so he hopes they fail and dont hurt America as bad as they might if they succeed.
If you dont grasp that concept, thats your problem. You are wrong anyway - and obviously dont read - I have clearly stated that there are things Obama is doing that I support - you just conveniently overlook them - because you are to short-sighted and have decided that Obama can do NO WRONG. I have criticized Obama no more than i did Bush - but you have already pigeonholed me - well more accurately you have pigeonholed yourself - so despite posting it - you actually dont find any wrong in what Obama or the democrats have done, and overlook the negative things I have pointed out about the republican party.
Bet hey,
fart jokes are funny - good job
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twsjajms said:
In 2002, before 9/11
, less than 2 years into Bush's first term, more than half of democrats wanted Bush to
fail
. So your justification is
stupid
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tws - I'm not trying to dog you, man (other people have that job), but you might want to edit or re-write this.