STUPID THREAD that will mess up your head.

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: jasonjones
Date: January 21, 2011 at 03:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

OK this could be a huge face palm newbie fail....but......one question has been burning my mind for 11 minutes now and it wont go away.
here it is....and be warned....it wont leave you alone until you work it out.
IF MMA WAS A FIGHT TO THE DEATH.... who would be the current champions/survivors?
here the issues with this head f---...
1 Fedor lost to werdum, but by this maths werdum is already dead. but then jds for instance is also dead (but then again he isnt because he already subbed the guy that later beat him) so... Fedor rules?
2 we are talking MMA so no special move / pressure point bs. same rules, just no point victories and if you lose via stoppage you die.
3 some of the champs got by on decisions or by beating guys that would already be dead, so these guys wouldnt be anything in this world. their whole fight careers are kaput.
is any man brave enough to work out this challenge.
WHO ARE THE LINEAL CHAMPS IN THIS WORLD?
if anyone can work that out, they will be the king of f---in mma trivia, thats all i know.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: jasonjones
Date: January 21, 2011 at 03:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

PS...Fedors first loss does not count.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: GoodCat
Date: January 21, 2011 at 03:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

Double you, tee, eff????? :?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BabyJayKoscheck
Date: January 21, 2011 at 03:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

I don't even know what to say. I can't stop picturing dead fighters now. Serra beating GSP to death, Hughes beating B.J. to death in the crucifix chuck mauling Tito into oblivion.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Fight Magnet
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:00 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

Simple, based on having the wickedest nickname alone. the AXE MURDERER !!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: jasonjones
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

BabyJayKoscheck said:
I don't even know what to say. I can't stop picturing dead fighters now.
Serra beating GSP to death
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why is that making me smile

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Sedulous
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

STUPID THREAD? Yes. Messes with my head? No. Annoys me that I bothered to click and read it? Yes.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: jasonjones
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:11 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

Sedulous said:
STUPID THREAD? Yes. Messes with my head? No. Annoys me that I bothered to click and read it? Yes.
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go watch jersey shore then son.
“Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their f---ing skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Daljit87
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:11 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

Sedulous said:
STUPID THREAD? Yes. Messes with my head? No. Annoys me that I bothered to click and read it? Yes.
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:lol: I was about to write something very similar!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BadassCoffee
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

BabyJayKoscheck said:
I don't even know what to say. I can't stop picturing dead fighters now. Serra beating GSP to death, Hughes beating B.J. to death in the crucifix chuck mauling Tito into oblivion.
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Hughes doesnt beat Penn to death though because Penn had already choked the life out of Hughes at this point.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: jasonjones
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:13 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

Daljit87 said:
Sedulous said:
STUPID THREAD? Yes. Messes with my head? No. Annoys me that I bothered to click and read it? Yes.
Click to expand...
:lol: I was about to write something very similar!
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what for real?
lol...ok then. not one of you clowns can work it out tho......il do it myself. :lol:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BabyJayKoscheck
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:14 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

BadassCoffee said:
BabyJayKoscheck said:
I don't even know what to say. I can't stop picturing dead fighters now. Serra beating GSP to death, Hughes beating B.J. to death in the crucifix chuck mauling Tito into oblivion.
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Hughes doesnt beat Penn to death though because Penn had already choked the life out of Hughes at this point.
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I know I just had all these images flash through my head. I'm not looking at this thread anymore it creeps out.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Daljit87
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:14 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

jasonjones said:
Sedulous said:
STUPID THREAD? Yes. Messes with my head? No. Annoys me that I bothered to click and read it? Yes.
Click to expand...
go watch jersey shore then son.
“Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary (funny) bang their f**king skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”
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I don't see how Bill Hicks genius is relevant to this retarded thread or sedulous' reasonable assessment of it???

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: PsychoIcon
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

Jon Bones Jones 4life!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: jasonjones
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

Daljit87 said:
Idon't see how Bill Hicks genius is relevant to this (funny) thread or sedulous' reasonable assessment of it???
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honest to god... i know its a stupid thread...but i just want to work it out.
so far ive come up with the origional champs as they were the only ones to beat unbeaten fighters....unless an unbeaten fighter beat them it could wind up being royce or someone.
RE EDIT
HA HA HA THERE IS AN ANSWER....I JUST WORKED IT OUT!!
ITS ACTUALLY REALLY EASY!
see if anyone else can get this.
CLUE: hes still fighting UFC (fights again in the next three months) and he has no idea he is the ultimate ultimate fighter.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: GoodCat
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:32 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

To be perfectly honest, OP, not trying to bash you or anything. But I don't think anyone really cares at all about who would be the best if everyone died when they lost. People aren't making fun of this thread because they can't figure the answer out, they're making fun of it because its absolutely dumb.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: jasonjones
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

GoodCat said:
To be perfectly honest, OP, not trying to bash you or anything. But I don't think anyone really cares at all about who would be the best if everyone died when they lost. People aren't making fun of this thread because they can't figure the answer out, they're making fun of it because its absolutely dumb.
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and yet no one has the answer.
Catwoman and Bane the Villains for Dark Knight Rises
Bane is gonna be freaking awesome, he is to Batman what Doomsday was to Superman. It might kinda weird to see Anne Hathaway as Catwoman though, I just can't picture that.
by GoodCat
Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:37 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Catwoman and Bane the Villains for Dark Knight Rises
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Views: 236

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: dpbembe
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

Stoner Bashing Time

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Fedor_is_god
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

Ah, so is the thread I inspired...

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Roclawzi
Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:51 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/

This is a question that won't exactly bother anyone for long, but just for the sake of argument, let's set criteria: loss by KO, TKO, or choke, and you're dead. So, fedor's alive if you count Werdum as an armbarred, dead if you count the triangle. Oddly enough, this criteria makes Cody McKenzie the most dangerous man in MMA, with 100% kill rate.