Originally posted by: jasonjones Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:53 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
dpbembe said:
Stoner Bashing Time
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Re: Sean McCorckle vs Christian Morecraft slated for UFN 24
*Yawn* *Fart* *Nutscratch* Who's fighting?
by dpbembe
Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:04 pm
Forum: General MMA discussion
Topic: Sean McCorckle vs Christian Morecraft slated for UFN 24
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lol, i think you better go gray maynard yourself bud.
Originally posted by: jasonjones Date: January 21, 2011 at 04:55 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Roclawzi said:
This is a question that won't exactly bother anyone for long, but just for the sake of argument, let's set criteria: loss by KO, TKO, or choke, and you're dead. So, fedor's alive if you count Werdum as an armbarred, dead if you count the triangle. Oddly enough, this criteria makes Cody McKenzie the most dangerous man in MMA, with 100% kill rate.
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the answer is................
little nog > cro cop > Saku > royce > UFC1
thats the answer.
little nog is the ultimate ultimate champion.
WAR ROG NOG !!!
Originally posted by: BaconBits Date: January 21, 2011 at 06:28 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Chang Sung Jung destroys everybody.
You can't f*ck with a zombie in a fight to the death without weapons. He would kill every last fighter in mma and emerge victorious.
Originally posted by: jasonjones Date: January 21, 2011 at 06:49 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
BaconBits said:
Chang Sung Jung destroys everybody.
You can't f*ck with a zombie in a fight to the death without weapons. He would kill every last fighter in mma and emerge victorious.
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lol hardly
Antonio Rogerio Nogueira > Kazushi Sakuraba > Quinton Jackson > Lyoto Machida > B.J. Penn > Caol Uno > Mitsuhiro Ishida > Gilbert Melendez > Shinya Aoki > George Sotiropoulos > George Roop > Jung Chan-Sung
Originally posted by: Thai Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:07 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Anderson Silva.
First, he is a talented fighter.
And second, he is Immortal. The guy doesn't bleed, doesn't get cut, what makes you think he is human? his weight? hahaha funny sh1t. He would send everyone to a better world.
Originally posted by: Bofauxgalicious Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:07 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Originally posted by: jasonjones Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:27 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Bofauxgalicious said:
Ohh, so this is a thread to determine who is the best using MMAth but taking away decisions. Nice one
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lol. it did kinda turn out that way
no...its all ''Fedor is God'' s fault. he was saying he wishes there were no rankings and all the fights were to the death ...so i worked out if that was the case...little nog would be lineal champ.
Originally posted by: reghartner Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:27 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
i dont know why this thread is getting bashed so much. i like the idea.
so im going to start with royce gracie. looking at his record, he's only really been BEATEN by matt hughes. he had two previous losses, but one of those fights never even started and the other was a 6 round fight was sakuraba that ended with the towel being thrown in. BUT...matt hughes should have already been dead from when dennis hallman (who was unbeaten, and thus alive at the time) guillotined him in 1998. so royce gracie is the champ. that was easy.
Originally posted by: Bofauxgalicious Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:30 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Originally posted by: jasonjones Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:31 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
reghartner said:
i dont know why this thread is getting bashed so much. i like the idea.
so im going to start with royce gracie. looking at his record, he's only really been BEATEN by matt hughes. he had two previous losses, but one of those fights never even started and the other was a 6 round fight was sakuraba that ended with the towel being thrown in. BUT...matt hughes should have already been dead from when dennis hallman (who was unbeaten, and thus alive at the time) guillotined him in 1998. so royce gracie is the champ. that was easy.
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the first ''real'' champ
towel thrown = tko
...so ...saku is unstopped by fighters still breathing until he runs into...
cro cop (also unstopped by anyone breathing at the time) till he runs into ...
...stopped once...by a guy who was already dead by this time.
little nog....the true kill or die champion of the world.
Originally posted by: reghartner Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:32 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Originally posted by: wolf Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:35 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Well for starts you can't beat Fedor for two reasons...
1st - He's not Human
2nd - The Sweater makes him invincible. See he's facepalming you in this pic.
Originally posted by: MalcolmX Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:38 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
jasonjones said:
reghartner said:
i dont know why this thread is getting bashed so much. i like the idea.
so im going to start with royce gracie. looking at his record, he's only really been BEATEN by matt hughes. he had two previous losses, but one of those fights never even started and the other was a 6 round fight was sakuraba that ended with the towel being thrown in. BUT...matt hughes should have already been dead from when dennis hallman (who was unbeaten, and thus alive at the time) guillotined him in 1998. so royce gracie is the champ. that was easy.
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the first ''real'' champ
towel thrown = tko
...so ...saku is unstopped by fighters still breathing until he runs into...
cro cop (also unstopped by anyone breathing at the time) till he runs into ...
...stopped once...by a guy who was already dead by this time.
little nog....the true kill or die champion of the world.
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Nope, the answer is most certainly Rickson Gracie. Dude won every fight by submission.
Originally posted by: Bofauxgalicious Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:39 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Originally posted by: Bofauxgalicious Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:43 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
MalcolmX said:
jasonjones said:
reghartner said:
i dont know why this thread is getting bashed so much. i like the idea.
so im going to start with royce gracie. looking at his record, he's only really been BEATEN by matt hughes. he had two previous losses, but one of those fights never even started and the other was a 6 round fight was sakuraba that ended with the towel being thrown in. BUT...matt hughes should have already been dead from when dennis hallman (who was unbeaten, and thus alive at the time) guillotined him in 1998. so royce gracie is the champ. that was easy.
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the first ''real'' champ
towel thrown = tko
...so ...saku is unstopped by fighters still breathing until he runs into...
cro cop (also unstopped by anyone breathing at the time) till he runs into ...
...stopped once...by a guy who was already dead by this time.
little nog....the true kill or die champion of the world.
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Nope, the answer is most certainly Rickson Gracie. Dude won every fight by submission.
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Are you saying that Lil Nog beat Cro Cop?? Cause that never happened :?
Originally posted by: Roclawzi Date: January 21, 2011 at 07:54 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
jasonjones said:
...stopped once...by a guy who was already dead by this time.
little nog....the true kill or die champion of the world.
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In all 8 of Sokoudjou's losses, he's been "killed".
Also, Little Nog and cro cop never fought, and when Cro cop fought Big Nog, he was already dead via Kevin Randleman.
Originally posted by: jasonjones Date: January 21, 2011 at 08:00 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Bofauxgalicious said:
Are you saying that Lil Nog beat Cro Cop?? Cause that never happened :?
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f--- me...i did the wrong nog
in that case...its this guy
meh ... just goes to show how stupid and unaccurate this system is.
Originally posted by: Roclawzi Date: January 21, 2011 at 08:05 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
jasonjones said:
Bofauxgalicious said:
Are you saying that Lil Nog beat Cro Cop?? Cause that never happened :?
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f**k me...i did the wrong nog
in that case...its this guy
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Big Nog defeated Cro Cop via Arm bar (I was wrong on the order, it was pre-Randleman loss) which is NOT fatal. But Randleman was dead by then. So was everyone else who "killed" cro cop by the time they did it. I have to look into this further.
Originally posted by: jasonjones Date: January 21, 2011 at 08:09 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Roclawzi said:
jasonjones said:
Bofauxgalicious said:
Are you saying that Lil Nog beat Cro Cop?? Cause that never happened :?
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f**k me...i did the wrong nog
in that case...its this guy
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Big Nog defeated Cro Cop via Arm bar (I was wrong on the order, it was pre-Randleman loss) which is NOT fatal. But Randleman was dead by then. So was everyone else who "killed" cro cop by the time they did it. I have to look into this further.
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a broken arm in a fight to the death is fatal bud.
...its just like highlander.
THERE...
CAN...
BE...
ONLY...
ONE.
GAME OVER/.
Originally posted by: Roclawzi Date: January 21, 2011 at 08:44 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/stupid-thread-that-will-mess-up-your-head.34742/
Picture it: December 18, 2003, Forrest Griffin, with a badly broken arm, knocks out Edson Paredao with the other hand!
Yes, Forrest Griffin got a "kill" with a broken arm...your argument, sir, is invalid.