Triple M Junkie Idol Game thread

Brick said:
The fighter submissions have been sent to the judges, so the contestants all are locked in, meaning you can speculate away.
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Ok, in my opinion, the WORST UFC/MMA Fighter of All Time:

Mike "The Truth" Jackson.

Record: 2-2-1. On first blush, not that bad! But let's dig in!

Wins:
-a DQ win over Dean Barry (eyepoke, probably embellished)
-a TKO (retirement) win over Pat Miletich*

*who was 55 at the time, and had been arrested for DUI just four weeks prior. And who had been beating the absolute dogshit out of Jackson for two straight rounds until Pats old, alcoholic, and possibly still drunk ass couldn't continue and retired on the stool.

Losses:
- a 45 second submission loss to Mickey Gall (lasting 90 seconds less than CM Punk mind you)
- a 93 second KO loss to Pete Rodriguez
- also lost a decision in his only amateur bout

No Contest:
- had to vacate his ONLY ACTUAL MMA WIN against CM Punk because he tested positive for weed in the post fight drug test. The man can't even win when he wins.

BONUS!!!:
- Quite possibly most known for getting taken down and beaten up by Jake Shields in the UFC PI while shrilly screaming for help in a hilariously pathetic display. He even pressed charges against Shields.

CM Punk has the name value, but for breadth of actual suckage, WOAT Jackson has the better resume.
 
Tito Orcheese said:
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I love that you know me so well.
 
bconcrete said:
Ok, in my opinion, the WORST UFC/MMA Fighter of All Time:

Mike "The Truth" Jackson.

Record: 2-2-1. On first blush, not that bad! But let's dig in!

Wins:
-a DQ win over Dean Barry (eyepoke, probably embellished)
-a TKO (retirement) win over Pat Miletich*

*who was 55 at the time, and had been arrested for DUI just four weeks prior. And who had been beating the absolute dogshit out of Jackson for two straight rounds until Pats old, alcoholic, and possibly still drunk ass couldn't continue and retired on the stool.

Losses:
- a 45 second submission loss to Mickey Gall (lasting 90 seconds less than CM Punk mind you)
- a 93 second KO loss to Pete Rodriguez
- also lost a decision in his only amateur bout

No Contest:
- had to vacate his ONLY ACTUAL MMA WIN against CM Punk because he tested positive for weed in the post fight drug test. The man can't even win when he wins.

BONUS!!!:
- Quite possibly most known for getting taken down and beaten up by Jake Shields in the UFC PI while shrilly screaming for help in a hilariously pathetic display. He even pressed charges against Shields.

CM Punk has the name value, but for breadth of actual suckage, WOAT Jackson has the better resume.
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Overall record and how he got the wins wouldn't really matter. This contest was all about the visuals of a single bout, so it would all depend on how embarrassing one of those two fights/losses looked compared to the other submissions; a quick finish alone probably wouldn't do it, as those happen all the time including to seasoned, real fighters as the victim. It's got to be more of a "did this fighter just walk in from the crowd? Does he/she know what MMA is?" type of thing. Most of the submissions nailed that aspect.

I tried to search the losses you referenced on youtube but didn't see the full fights after 30 seconds of looking so I gave up.
 
bconcrete said:
Ok, in my opinion, the WORST UFC/MMA Fighter of All Time:

Mike "The Truth" Jackson.

Record: 2-2-1. On first blush, not that bad! But let's dig in!

Wins:
-a DQ win over Dean Barry (eyepoke, probably embellished)
-a TKO (retirement) win over Pat Miletich*

*who was 55 at the time, and had been arrested for DUI just four weeks prior. And who had been beating the absolute dogshit out of Jackson for two straight rounds until Pats old, alcoholic, and possibly still drunk ass couldn't continue and retired on the stool.

Losses:
- a 45 second submission loss to Mickey Gall (lasting 90 seconds less than CM Punk mind you)
- a 93 second KO loss to Pete Rodriguez
- also lost a decision in his only amateur bout

No Contest:
- had to vacate his ONLY ACTUAL MMA WIN against CM Punk because he tested positive for weed in the post fight drug test. The man can't even win when he wins.

BONUS!!!:
- Quite possibly most known for getting taken down and beaten up by Jake Shields in the UFC PI while shrilly screaming for help in a hilariously pathetic display. He even pressed charges against Shields.

CM Punk has the name value, but for breadth of actual suckage, WOAT Jackson has the better resume.
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IIRC, the Punk fight was where he just tried to showboat with shitty GnP, not even slightly interested in going for a finish. He truly was pure trash.
 
Brick said:
Overall record and how he got the wins wouldn't really matter. This contest was all about the visuals of a single bout, so it would all depend on how embarrassing one of those two fights/losses looked compared to the other submissions; a quick finish alone probably wouldn't do it, as those happen all the time including to seasoned, real fighters as the victim. It's got to be more of a "did this fighter just walk in from the crowd? Does he/she know what MMA is?" type of thing. Most of the submissions nailed that aspect.

I tried to search the losses you referenced on youtube but didn't see the full fights after 30 seconds of looking so I gave up.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/hfo5wt/mickey_the_meme_killer_gall_drops_and_chokes_out

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7154978255513193734

He's been actually worse in his wins though
 
Couldn't really judge the Rodriguez one because the whole fight wasn't there; that was just a bad first round KO which happens all the time.

The Gall one was quite a finish, and quick (which Gall did to lots of people), but at least he was dancing around for a bit and throwing some strikes.
It would have scored just fine, but three of the four submissions were better than that, IMO. There were some really, really embarrassingly bad showings that these guys came up with. Like, not just the finishing result, but everything about it.
 
Brick said:
Overall record and how he got the wins wouldn't really matter. This contest was all about the visuals of a single bout, so it would all depend on how embarrassing one of those two fights/losses looked compared to the other submissions; a quick finish alone probably wouldn't do it, as those happen all the time including to seasoned, real fighters as the victim. It's got to be more of a "did this fighter just walk in from the crowd? Does he/she know what MMA is?" type of thing. Most of the submissions nailed that aspect.

I tried to search the losses you referenced on youtube but didn't see the full fights after 30 seconds of looking so I gave up.
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I gotchu fam:


Remember, Miletich is a 55 year old alcoholic who got his third DUI just four weeks before this fight.

(And BJ Penn is a commentator for bonus train wreck points)
 
Currently judging the look-a-like round. I'm guessing there wasn't a lot of creative original work put in on these entries, lol. But, oh well.
 
Brick said:
Currently judging the look-a-like round. I'm guessing there wasn't a lot of creative original work put in on these entries, lol. But, oh well.
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Three of mine were premade, then I decided to have fun with it rather than be annoyed and found the remainder myself.
 
Brick said:
Currently judging the look-a-like round. I'm guessing there wasn't a lot of creative original work put in on these entries, lol. But, oh well.
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Tito Orcheese said:
Three of mine were premade, then I decided to have fun with it rather than be annoyed and found the remainder myself.
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7/9 of mine are completely original. The last two were simply far better than what I was coming up with and I succumbed to ease.
 
I mean, one guy was even too lazy to crop out the watermark from the site he took it from, lol. At least try that much.
 
Shit... I missed about 10 pages of posts here. I just can't seem to get this thread to send me notifications. Well.... fuck those 10 pages!

But scores are in! This was a fun round to score. Nothing depressing to look at. One of the look-alike contestants was a step above the other 3 I think. But I didn't kill anyone this round with a sub-5er so, should be pretty competitive for everyone.
 
cmvideo75 said:
Shit... I missed about 10 pages of posts here. I just can't seem to get this thread to send me notifications. Well.... fuck those 10 pages!

But scores are in! This was a fun round to score. Nothing depressing to look at. One of the look-alike contestants was a step above the other 3 I think. But I didn't kill anyone this round with a sub-5er so, should be pretty competitive for everyone.
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No need for a judge to pay attention to this thread. How silly.
 
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