Would $10,000,000 be enough..

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Originally posted by: Shock-G
Date: May 06, 2009 at 09:11 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

..to forsake sex?
In other words
:
A rich pervert writes you a check for $10,000,000. The catch is you can
never
have sex again (including with your wife). The second you have sex (oral sex too) the money is gone
forever
.
Would you cash the check and ride out?
..and yes, you still can get a 'handy' and lick a few boobs.
 
Originally posted by: xXzygoteXx
Date: May 06, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

Hell nah man...That is just crazy talk...
 
Originally posted by: ArcArsenal
Date: May 06, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

10,000,000? That averages out to like a dollar a time...
 
Originally posted by: MCM
Date: May 06, 2009 at 09:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

yep. I'm married, might as well get paid for it.
 
Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: May 06, 2009 at 09:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

Is this "rich pervert" Gina Carano or Jessica Alba?
 
Originally posted by: D253
Date: May 06, 2009 at 09:27 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

Yyyyeeeaaahhhhh.............. I don't think I could do it............. I'm weak :cry:
What about you Shock-G?
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: May 06, 2009 at 09:42 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

MCM said:
yep. I'm married, might as well get paid for it.
Click to expand...
There is a food that's been scientifically proven to kill a woman's sexual appetite.
Wedding cake.
 
Originally posted by: k00ey
Date: May 06, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

sorry but it would have to be a WAY larger amount than 10mil for me to even consider that.
 
Originally posted by: a_clown_shoe
Date: May 06, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

Based on the fine print, I'd take the money.
Sorry, but that deal is too good to pass up.
 
Originally posted by: Shock-G
Date: May 06, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

BigLEFT said:
Yyyyeeeaaahhhhh.............. I don't think I could do it............. I'm weak :cry:
What about you Shock-G?
Click to expand...
I've gone a year without sex before and if I was cruisin' in a Lambo with a 3 million dollar house and home gym during that I'd sell out in a SECOND.
 
Originally posted by: Beaujob
Date: May 06, 2009 at 11:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

Gotta be at like the millie mark at least for me, and even then its a maybe...
 
Originally posted by: Shock-G
Date: May 06, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

Show
where you at? Could you do it mayne?
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: May 06, 2009 at 11:34 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

No f---in' way.
If I was already crippled already I guess it wouldn't matter.
But a healthy relationship is not something I'm willing to give up for money.
I did spend 2 years celibate after my kid's mom left.
Never again.
 
Originally posted by: buffaloblue
Date: May 07, 2009 at 12:50 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

I call bulls---, 10 million, f--- ya.
Just put it in her butt.
 
Originally posted by: NYR30AILD
Date: May 07, 2009 at 01:03 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

I will happily accept my $10mil check and jut jerk it for the rest of my life
 
Originally posted by: Shock-G
Date: May 07, 2009 at 01:13 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-10-000-000-be-enough.13233/

NYR30AILD said:
I will happily accept my $10mil check and jut jerk it for the rest of my life
Click to expand...
Precisely! Two pulls a day to dissipate the lust then hop in your Testarossa and ride out.
 
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