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Originally posted by: milemike
Date: July 26, 2011 at 09:29 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

would you rather get punched in the face or the balls?
Answer and ask a new "would you rather.." question.
 
Originally posted by: Captain_Howdy171
Date: July 27, 2011 at 07:52 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Face..
would you rather
have sex with Roseanne or Mimi from the Drew Carey Show?
 
Originally posted by: war811
Date: July 27, 2011 at 08:16 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Roseanne
Would you rather...
Walk on hot coals or lie on a bed of nails?
 
Originally posted by: Brick
Date: July 27, 2011 at 08:59 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

war811 said:
Roseanne
Would you rather...
Walk on hot coals or lie on a bed of nails?
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Hot coals, it's actually easy, wood has a very low heat transfer ratio. That's why everyone can do it Hawaiian BBQs and stuff.
Would you rather...
Fight to the death against Anderson Silva or Bob Sapp?
 
Originally posted by: darcebandit
Date: July 27, 2011 at 09:11 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Bob Sapp.........his conditioning would kill him.
A heelhook from palhares(no submission option) or a knee in the head from ubereem
 
Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: July 27, 2011 at 09:12 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Brick said:
war811 said:
Roseanne
Would you rather...
Walk on hot coals or lie on a bed of nails?
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Hot coals, it's actually easy, wood has a very low heat transfer ratio. That's why everyone can do it Hawaiian BBQs and stuff.
Would you rather...
Fight to the death against Anderson Silva or Bob Sapp?
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Anderson Silva (there's honor is getting killed by the GOAT)
would you rather face a man with knife or a gun in a dark alley? (and you happen to be unarmed)
 
Originally posted by: ScreamBloodyGordon
Date: July 27, 2011 at 09:20 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Knife easier to run away from
Would you rather get your nuts caught in a bear trap in the middle a shark infested ocean, or your nuts caught in a bear trap that a really old bear is using for denchers in the middle of Macdonalds ballpit.
 
Originally posted by: square_chin
Date: July 27, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

in the ocean
would you rather...
lick kimbo's chest hair after a hardcore workout
or
lick roy nelson's bellybutton after his fight with frank mir
 
Originally posted by: Fight Magnet
Date: July 27, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

square_chin said:
in the ocean
would you rather...
lick kimbo's chest hair after a hardcore workout
or
lick roy nelson's bellybutton after his fight with frank mir
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Kimbo' chest hair, he shave don't he. PPffft, got a hair in my mouth, ppffftt. :? :twisted:
Rather,
Ski down Mt.Everst 1x for $500,000, risking death.
or
Do a 1x drug deal for 5 million, risking 10 years incarceration.
 
Originally posted by: RearNakedSlam
Date: July 27, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

FIGHTMAGNET said:
Kimbo' chest hair, he shave don't he. PPffft, got a hair in my mouth, ppffftt. :? :twisted:
Rather,
Ski down Mt.Everst 1x for $500,000, risking death.
or
Do a 1x drug deal for 5 million, risking 10 years incarceration.
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Drug deal.
Would you rather,
Let a fat man spray fart in your mouth, or eat a female hobos dirty parts.
 
Originally posted by: ThePepsiPunk
Date: July 27, 2011 at 01:01 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Female hobo
Have sex Miesha Tate?
or
Kyra Gracie?
 
Originally posted by: darcebandit
Date: July 27, 2011 at 01:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

XPepsiPunk13x said:
Female hobo
Have sex Miesha Tate?
or
Kyra Gracie?
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Gracie for sure, shes better on the ground
A heelhook from palhares(no submission option) or a knee in the head from ubereem? ( phoenix just skipped this question above)
 
Originally posted by: RearNakedSlam
Date: July 27, 2011 at 01:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

darcebandit said:
XPepsiPunk13x said:
Female hobo
Have sex Miesha Tate?
or
Kyra Gracie?
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Gracie for sure, shes better on the ground
A heelhook from palhares(no submission option) or a knee in the head from ubereem? ( phoenix just skipped this question above)
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Knee from Overeem. Palhares would cripple me permanently.
Would you rather lose your sight, or your legs?
 
Originally posted by: war811
Date: July 27, 2011 at 01:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

RearNakedSlam said:
darcebandit said:
XPepsiPunk13x said:
Female hobo
Have sex Miesha Tate?
or
Kyra Gracie?
Click to expand...
Gracie for sure, shes better on the ground
A heelhook from palhares(no submission option) or a knee in the head from ubereem? ( phoenix just skipped this question above)
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Knee from Overeem. Palhares would cripple me permanently.
Would you rather lose your sight, or your legs?
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Lose legs.
Would you rather listen to only Justin Beiber for the rest of your life and have to listen to him at least 6 hours a day
or
Have no electronics of any kind in your house and can't use any anywhere ever again?
 
Originally posted by: smartigan
Date: July 27, 2011 at 02:54 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Listen to Beiber
Have sex with your mother to keep your sight or sex with your father to keep your hearing?
 
Originally posted by: smfowns4
Date: July 27, 2011 at 03:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

smartigan said:
Listen to Beiber
Have sex with your mother to keep your sight or sex with your father to keep your hearing?
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Mom.
Get your face ripped off by an ape or get your d--- ripped off by a psycho ex?
 
Originally posted by: Fight Magnet
Date: July 27, 2011 at 06:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

smfowns4 said:
Get your face ripped off by an ape or get your d**k ripped off by a psycho ex?
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Psycho ex
Rather
Give up a Kidney so your twin brother lives and you die.
or
Recieve your twin brothers Kidney, knowing you'll live and he'll die.
 
Originally posted by: ScreamBloodyGordon
Date: July 27, 2011 at 07:24 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

The first hard question. I would give the kidney, but if my twin was anything like my actual brother it would be a waste.
 
Originally posted by: Fight Magnet
Date: July 27, 2011 at 08:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

ScreamBloodyGordon said:
The first hard question. I would give the kidney, but if my twin was anything like my actual brother it would be a waste.
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Plus I'm seriously starting to reconsider, having my dic ripped off. :lol: (I was thinking, Hell just sew it back on, and give me an extra couple. Now I'm thinking, f--- I don't need an extra couple, f--- that. :lol:
You forgot YOUR, Would you rather
 
Originally posted by: milemike
Date: July 27, 2011 at 08:45 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

would you rather eat 1 oz of cat sh^t
or beer bong a gal of spit from random people
 
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