Would you rather...

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: RearNakedSlam
Date: July 27, 2011 at 09:01 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

bob_onit said:
would you rather eat 1 oz of cat sh^t
or beer bong a gal of spit from random people
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Eat the cat s---. 1oz is nothing.
Would you rather, cure world hunger, or have sex with Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer simultaneously.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: smfowns4
Date: July 27, 2011 at 09:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

World hunger. I can f--- any hot chick whenever.
Die by drowning or burning to death.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: milemike
Date: July 27, 2011 at 09:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Drown
Sh:t your pants at work
Or walk around with a boner at chucky cheeses

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: RearNakedSlam
Date: July 27, 2011 at 10:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

bob_onit said:
Drown
Sh:t your pants at work
Or walk around with a boner at chucky cheeses
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s--- my pants at work. Done it before sadly. Wipe the s--- out of your underwear with toilet paper as much as possible and take an early lunch.
Kill a puppy with your bare hands, or a kitten with your bare hands?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Peppersmith67
Date: July 28, 2011 at 02:50 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

RearNakedSlam said:
bob_onit said:
Drown
Sh:t your pants at work
Or walk around with a boner at chucky cheeses
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s**t my pants at work. Done it before sadly. Wipe the s**t out of your underwear with toilet paper as much as possible and take an early lunch.
Kill a puppy with your bare hands, or a kitten with your bare hands?
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Kill a kitten.
Would you rather get Brock Lesnar's d--- tattoo or Mike tysons crazy face one?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ScreamBloodyGordon
Date: July 28, 2011 at 04:05 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

I'd get the d--- tattoo on my d---.
Would you rather have a small round cactus shot out of air cannon at your exposed testicles or have your wang stuck in a killer bee hive.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: residency
Date: July 28, 2011 at 04:35 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

I'd take the cactus shot. I'm more likely to survive...
Would you rather skydive with a parachute that gets tangled and doesn't reopen or with a parachute that snaps in mid-air?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Biggs
Date: July 28, 2011 at 09:32 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Would you rather drink a shot glass full of pink-eye tears or lick a sewer worker's flashlight handle?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: July 28, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

The sewer worker's handle. I can wash my mouth.
Would you rather...
Get hit by a race car at 100 MPH or hit by a tractor trailer at 60 MPH?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: residency
Date: July 28, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Biggs said:
Would you rather drink a shot glass full of pink-eye tears or lick a sewer worker's flashlight handle?
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Why didn't you answer?
Race Car at 100mph... more chance of me actually exploding everywhere.
Would you rather be a quadriplegic or be in a persistent vegetative state?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: July 28, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

residency said:
Biggs said:
Would you rather drink a shot glass full of pink-eye tears or lick a sewer worker's flashlight handle?
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Why didn't you answer?
Race Car at 100mph... more chance of me actually exploding everywhere.
Would you rather be a quadriplegic or be in a persistent vegetative state?
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Quadriplegic. At least I'd be somewhat aware.
Would you rather...
Be Susan Boyle's boytoy or Rosanne Barr's boytoy?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Captain_Howdy171
Date: July 28, 2011 at 02:59 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Roseanne's
would you rather have a red hot poker in your eye, or in your pee hole?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: StraightBrawler21
Date: July 28, 2011 at 04:01 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Poker to the eyeball, got one to spare
would you rather....................
Have floor seats to the every UFC event in the next year OR threesome with brittany palmer and arianny

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ScreamBloodyGordon
Date: July 28, 2011 at 07:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

n
threesome
would you rather a threesome dana white and roy nelson after they both get sex changes to become women, or a threesome with the same octagon girls after they get sex changes to become men, they also have full beards, dude hair cuts and breast removed.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: milemike
Date: July 28, 2011 at 07:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

octagon girls
get caught at work watching porn
or get caught by ur friends and family watching g#y porn

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: July 28, 2011 at 09:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

bob_onit said:
octagon girls
get caught at work watching porn
or get caught by ur friends and family watching g#y porn
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Work porn. I work with a bunch of sickos.
Would you rather be a member of the Jamaican Bobsled Team or the Trinidad/Tobago Cross Country Skiing/Biathlon team?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: S_Kelevra
Date: July 28, 2011 at 09:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Jamaican Bobsled Team....Cool Runnings is a great movie.
Would you rather get sprayed in the face with pepper spray or get hit in the nuts with a rubber mallet?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: milemike
Date: July 29, 2011 at 12:07 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

pepper spray in the face
not shower for a month
or not brush your teeth for a month

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ScreamBloodyGordon
Date: July 29, 2011 at 03:31 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

not brush my teeth,
would u rather shower in piss or brush your teeth with piss

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: LighthouseKeeper
Date: July 29, 2011 at 05:33 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/would-you-rather.40766/

Stolen from scavenger hunt!
:evil: