You know you're addicted to mma (2013 edition)

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: NicoSuave
Date: March 21, 2013 at 12:45 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

You guys are making me wish I had a girlfriend who's willing to be my grappling dummy

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMAddict710
Date: March 21, 2013 at 12:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

When you feel the need to check MMA forums multiple times a day.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: JonnyRico
Date: March 21, 2013 at 03:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

When you look forward to watching weigh ins.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: March 21, 2013 at 05:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

When grandma goes to give you a hug and you sink in the underhooks

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: C-Me-No-More
Date: March 21, 2013 at 06:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

when your mock fighting your friends and say what the rules are you say Vale Tudo
When your fighting your old brother and pass half guard and Scream Keith Hackney

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MoJoJo
Date: March 21, 2013 at 06:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

C-Me-No-More said:
when your mock fighting your friends and say what the rules are you say Vale Tudo
When your fighting your old brother and pass half guard and Scream Keith Hackney
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Hackney…. HA. That made me nearly spit out my pre-workout drink onto my MacBook.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: madictionary
Date: March 21, 2013 at 07:04 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

When you dry your TapouT shirts at extra-high temperatures, to make sure they are nice and tight!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMAFTM13
Date: March 21, 2013 at 07:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

When you fail the piss test after losing to a game of charades

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: C-Me-No-More
Date: March 21, 2013 at 07:17 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

When you know what TRT is

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: FlipMMA
Date: March 21, 2013 at 08:32 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

When you refer to masturbating as submitting yourself. I can't take credit for this, as my friend made it up, but it is a little odd. Always guarantees a few laughs when Rogan or Goldie say the word "submission".

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Fight Magnet
Date: March 21, 2013 at 08:34 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

You're commentating the fight, and Joe Rogan says exactly what you just said.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: SupremeKa1
Date: March 21, 2013 at 08:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

Fight Genome said:
You're commentating the fight, and Joe Rogan says exactly what you just said.
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EPIC THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMAddict710
Date: March 21, 2013 at 09:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

SupremeKa1 said:
EPIC THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
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+1

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMAddict710
Date: March 21, 2013 at 09:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

Fight Genome said:
You're commentating the fight, and Joe Rogan says exactly what you just said.
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You know you are not addicted to MMA when Mike Goldberg says exactly what you just said.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: March 21, 2013 at 09:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

Every time you step on a scale you do this.....

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: C-Me-No-More
Date: March 21, 2013 at 09:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

MoJoJo said:
Hackney…. HA. That made me nearly spit out my pre-workout drink onto my MacBook.
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Haha,
Much love bro

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: princecharlestampon
Date: March 22, 2013 at 06:44 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

It's comforting to know that I am not the only wife/gf who has a husband/bf that treats her like a grappling dummy at any given opportunity.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: REDRUM
Date: March 22, 2013 at 08:50 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

when you cage walk your way up and out of bed

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: NicoSuave
Date: March 22, 2013 at 08:51 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

When your alarm clock's noise is your entrance music.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MoJoJo
Date: March 22, 2013 at 09:11 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/you-know-youre-addicted-to-mma-2013-edition.53080/

- When searched by a cop, you tap your crotch to show him you are wearing a cup