The random thread

[Eranys]

I'm very weary of someone who "hates waffles!"

Correct

 

[ABB]

yeah wtf is this shit? what's a guy gotta do to get an invite? do I need throw on some top sperrys and a members only jacket?

 

[coreymb]

yeah wtf is this shit? what's a guy gotta do to get an invite? do I need throw on some top sperrys and a members only jacket?

Try showing up in yoga pants. That'll get their attention and maybe and invite.

 

[ABB]

Try showing up in yoga pants. That'll get their attention and maybe and invite.

if @PrinceVegeta still taking meds to make him less rapey I wanna time that right before my first "event" ya?

 

[coreymb]

if @PrinceVegeta still taking meds to make him less rapey I wanna time that right before my first "event" ya?

What you don't enjoy his back pancakes he gives ya???

 

[ABB]

What you don't enjoy his back pancakes he gives ya???

high quality batter. not only adequate pressure but world class aim, he can land one behind the earlobe - calls the shot first too. dude...

 

[coreymb]

high quality batter. not only adequate pressure but world class aim, he can land one behind the earlobe - calls the shot first too. dude...

 

[Rhino78]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2060334038225756350

 

[Rhino78]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2061147250840203575

 

[PrinceVegeta]

 

[PrinceVegeta]

Your Guide to Colonial Williamsburg: What to Know Before You Go​

 

[Dank Data Tanks]

 

[PrinceVegeta]

Martial Arts Performing Robot Kicks Boy in the Stomach​

 

[Rhino78]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2063182345805406692

 

[Rhino78]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2063807474231292222

 

[PrinceVegeta]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2063237387531018383

 

[FunnyHoneyBunny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2063807474231292222

He said to her his wife is Japanese and that's why he speaks it.

 

[ABB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2063237387531018383

I got into it with this clown at a grocery store around 1997. I picked up that hose in the produce section and sprayed my gf with it. He was intoxicated (stumbling) wanting to play captain save a ho not realizing it was my gf and started chirping. Told him to mind his own business and called him a faggot. He said defending women was his business. My gf laughed and said he's my bf then he walked away. when we left she said "you know that's Sean Penn right?"

fuck him, all 5' nothing of his drunken ass. when he lived here he was drunk everywhere, dude likes his sauce. He was a prick 30 years ago and is still a prick.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

He said to her his wife is Japanese and that's why he speaks it.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

I got into it with this clown at a grocery store around 1997. I picked up that hose in the produce section and sprayed my gf with it. He was intoxicated (stumbling) wanting to play captain save a ho not realizing it was my gf and started chirping. Told him to mind his own business and called him a faggot. He said defending women was his business. My gf laughed and said he's my bf then he walked away. when we left she said "you know that's Sean Penn right?"

fuck him, all 5' nothing of his drunken ass. when he lived here he was drunk everywhere, dude likes his sauce. He was a prick 30 years ago and is still a prick.

So I take it that you cheated on your gf with Sean Penn that night?