Triple M Junkie Idol Game thread

I mean, you had lost. Until I bailed you out.





Again.
You didn't bail me out specifically. You bailed out whoever happened to be the lowest score that round, which happened to be me. You could have bailed out Tito, or even Rhino.

But I do promise I will think of you as I use the prize money to buy .45 ammo and holsters for my new G30! It just arrived today!
 
But I do promise I will think of you as I use the prize money to buy .45 ammo and holsters for my new G30! It just arrived today!

I'm about to drop 40 on your 20 next round! Not sure how I know that....






























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Maybe we could do a finalists only game so there aren't as many people in it.
Or Junkies Got Talent (JGT). We can start with a vid of @Eranys coughing into one of them long yodel horn things bc the fucking Ricola didn't work
 
Category 4- Celebrity Cross-overs into Music
This is Goodcat's category. A. Best example of a celebrity venturing into music from another field. B. Worst example of a celebrity venturing into music. use the write up to explain your choices. Each worth 5 points.

1. @Eranys
A. Hugh Laurie


  • The Project: Let Them Talk (2011)
  • The Context: Known globally as the cynical, limping doctor in House, actor Hugh Laurie transitioned into the music world not with a flash in the pan pop vanity album, but with a deeply respectful, expertly arranged homage to traditional New Orleans blues.

Why It Earns Top Marks: Most actor-led music projects suffer from severe main character syndrome. Laurie sidestepped this entirely by taking a backseat as an authentic custodian of the blues genre. A trained pianist and guitarist, he surrounded himself with New Orleans royalty, including Dr. John, Irma Thomas, and Allen Toussaint, producing a record that topped the Billboard Blues Charts. Laurie didn't rely on Hollywood star power; he delivered legitimate, soulful musicianship and virtuosic piano work that won over harsh music critics on its own merits.


cmvideo75: Great entry here. Was not aware of this. I love that this isn't some pop dreck. Seems like he has a legit interest in real music and took this very seriously. You're not putting out this kind of album to 'go viral'. My only question is how much of this is actually him driving the ship vs him using his celebrity to team up with a bunch of really talented friends who did the heavy lifting? Not sure. But it's well done and I'm digging it. 4.5/5
Webble:
I had forgotten about this so thank you whichever of you used it, so lovely 4/5
Brick:
Interesting pick. Usually the celeb transitions are just them in a rock band which, let’s face it, isn’t really that hard. Laurie showing actual musical chops here was a surprise, I had no idea. 4/5.
GoodCat:
Alright, i didn't even know Hugh Laurie was a musician. TBH when I thought of this category, I envisioned athletes turned musicians, but in the acting sphere, I actually pictured Keanu Reeves and his band Dogstar or Kevin Bacon and his brother. But this works as well. I'll be honest, I'm not really into this style, but I can always appreciate quality musicianship and writing, and this has it for sure. 3.5/5

Total:16/20​

B. The Worst Example — Steven Seagal​


  • The Project: Songs from the Crystal Cave (2004)
  • The Context: Action star Steven Seagal released an 14 track vanity album that attempts to blend pop, blues, acoustic guitar, and—most notoriously—authentic Jamaican dancehall reggae.

Why It Sinks to the Bottom:Songs from the Crystal Cave stands as an undisputed monument to celebrity delusion. The absolute zenith of this trainwreck is the track "Strut" (feat. Lady Saw), where Seagal adopts a slurred, fake Jamaican patois. Over cheap synth tracks and mismatched instrumentation, he sings lines about wanting "the buddy" and "the punani" with a straight face. It is tone deaf, cringeworthy, culturally bewildering, and serves as a textbook lesson in why famous actors need people around them who will tell them no when appropriate.

Summary Comparison​


CriterionBest: Hugh LaurieWorst: Steven Seagal
Genre ChoiceTraditional New Orleans BluesPop / Dancehall Reggae / Blues
Musical SkillAccomplished pianist; subtle lead vocalsWhispered lyrics, rigid guitar work, fake accents
AuthenticityCollaborated directly with NOLA legendsSelf-produced acoustic & synth dancehall fusion
Commercial / Critical ReceptionBillboard #1 Blues Album; critical respectUniversally mocked; regarded as a punchline
cmvideo75: Hahaha... ok look, I'm gonna be honest and say as I was listening to the first 2:26 I was thinking to myself, 'hmmm I thought this would be waaaay worse'. Not that it was good but I had such low hopes when I saw Seagal pop up, and the first 2:26 just sounds like some generic bar singer. But then the song makes a left turn in to reggae town at 2:26 and goes completely off the rails lolol. Exactly why producers exist. You can't leave guys like this to be 'creative'. But not surprising coming from Seagal. 4/5
Webble:
Steven Seagal not heard this before and I am glad about that, wish I hadn’t heard it this time 5/5 for awfulness
Brick: You know, honestly, I was expecting much worse. At least he can sorta carry a tune (as long as he never tries another high note). Song was not good, but wasn’t dogshit either. Lyrics were ass. 3/5.
GoodCat:
I was about to ding this song for not being the song you described in your write up, cause it honestly sounded like late 90s era Sting, some kinda adult easy listening type music they used to play in JCPenney when I worked there in high school, but then it got to the reggae part and it took me out lol. Honestly, it being thrown right into the middle of the song enhances how bad it actually is. 4.5/5
Total: 16.5/20
 
2. @Tito Orcheese
A. Jared Leto

Jared Leto started his acting career in 1994 with a tv role in My So-Called Life. In 1997, Leto had what most would call his breakout moment when he portrayed Steve Prefontaine in...Prefontaine. He went on to act in supporting roles in various hit movies, including Fight Club and American Psycho, over the next few years before landing another leading role in Requiem for a Dream. I point all this out to emphasize that, even though he did technically start a band in 1998, he was known for his acting; most people were largely unaware of his band.

Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, did not gain mainstream attention until the release of their single "The Kill' in 2006. While he never quit acting, the popularity of this single and success of the album, which ended up selling over four million copies worldwide, solidified his and the band's status as legitimate successes in the music industry. They've went on to release four more albums since, while selling over 15 million albums worldwide. They are still actively performing as well, having recently wrapped up a tour in North America, with a European tour planned in 2027.

Here is the music video for their single "The Kill," which has amassed 324 million views.

cmvideo75: Good pick here even though I hate his band. But they are certainly big and taken seriously as a music act. He's probably one of the biggest crossovers to have success in both areas... he might even be bigger in music. But I've always kind of considered him as both an actor a musician because he's done both from early on... technically a little earlier with the acting but it's not by a lot. Some of the other entries are really career actors that then dabbled. 4/5
Webble: Pure coincidence but I watched Requim for a Dream for the first time this weekend ( I think inspired by an idol entry ). Teenage Webble had quite the crush on Leto in My So Called Life and I do like 30STM 5/5
Brick: I knew he had a band, but had never heard any of the songs so this was a new experience. I did know that it was reasonably well regarded as not just some celebrity circle-jerk. This song is competently done, but happens to be exactly the type of rock I can’t stand (emo whiney bitch stuff). So, even though I hated the song, I guess the numbers don’t lie and make this a category fit, definitely a successful “venture” into music. 3.5/5.
GoodCat:
I like 30 Seconds To Mars a lot, or at least I like their hit radio singles. Never dove too deep into their discography, but I did see them open for Muse about 10 years ago and they also put on a pretty good show as well. As I mentioned in the previous write up, I wanted to see Keanu Reeves, or Kevin Bacon, or maybe an athlete turned musician. But these picks have still been pretty good. And I'm gonna give this one the edge due to my personal bias about the music 4/5
Total: 16.5/20

B. Corey Feldmen
Corey Feldmen found fame as an actor in the 80s for roles in films such as The Goonies, Stand by Me, and The Lost Boys. He got into the music industry in the early 90s, releasing six albums through 2021. There really isn't much to say here. There's no verifiable sales numbers that exist for his music, but we do know he has never attained Gold or Platinum status with any of his albums. If you look into it, the music industry only tends to recognize that he actually even makes music to mention how bad it is. I believe his album in 2016 did win a couple awards for worst album of 2016 and worst album of 2010s. I think you might be able to see him perform at some low-end music festivals and state fairs if you want to make a decision for yourself...or you can just watch these videos. Good luck.

His most popular music video:

A live performance on the Today Show (I wonder who approved this decision):

Finally...whatever this is:
cmvideo75: Oh man, just a perfect entry here. The fact that there are 6 Corey Feldman albums are amazing. I don't even know what he is trying to do... yet he keeps doing it, and people keep showing up. Amazing. And THANK YOU for that guitar solo. That was fantastic. 5/5
Webble:
this is another one I didn’t know about it was hilarious, I did think it was a joke with the first video and was waiting for it to start properly but no that was genuinely it 4/5
Brick:
Good lord. I really wish you had submitted just one; the first one would have been enough to win the category. Instead you made us suffer through four examples. Asshole. 4.5/5.
GoodCat:
This was one of the ones I had in mind when thinking of terrible music from a celebrity. And what's worse is the dude is dead serious and thinks he is a legit rockstar. I think some celebs that do a mailed in pop song lean into the cheesiness of it and are at least somewhat part of the joke, but Corey acts like he thinks he is actually good. You definitely hit a homerun with this category. 5/5
Total: 18.5/20

Tito takes his first round of this match and cuts into the lead, 129-122. Can he pull off a miracle? We'll find out as we head to the fifth and final round.
 
2. @Tito Orcheese
A. Jared Leto

Jared Leto started his acting career in 1994 with a tv role in My So-Called Life. In 1997, Leto had what most would call his breakout moment when he portrayed Steve Prefontaine in...Prefontaine. He went on to act in supporting roles in various hit movies, including Fight Club and American Psycho, over the next few years before landing another leading role in Requiem for a Dream. I point all this out to emphasize that, even though he did technically start a band in 1998, he was known for his acting; most people were largely unaware of his band.

Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, did not gain mainstream attention until the release of their single "The Kill' in 2006. While he never quit acting, the popularity of this single and success of the album, which ended up selling over four million copies worldwide, solidified his and the band's status as legitimate successes in the music industry. They've went on to release four more albums since, while selling over 15 million albums worldwide. They are still actively performing as well, having recently wrapped up a tour in North America, with a European tour planned in 2027.

Here is the music video for their single "The Kill," which has amassed 324 million views.

cmvideo75: Good pick here even though I hate his band. But they are certainly big and taken seriously as a music act. He's probably one of the biggest crossovers to have success in both areas... he might even be bigger in music. But I've always kind of considered him as both an actor a musician because he's done both from early on... technically a little earlier with the acting but it's not by a lot. Some of the other entries are really career actors that then dabbled. 4/5
Webble: Pure coincidence but I watched Requim for a Dream for the first time this weekend ( I think inspired by an idol entry ). Teenage Webble had quite the crush on Leto in My So Called Life and I do like 30STM 5/5
Brick: I knew he had a band, but had never heard any of the songs so this was a new experience. I did know that it was reasonably well regarded as not just some celebrity circle-jerk. This song is competently done, but happens to be exactly the type of rock I can’t stand (emo whiney bitch stuff). So, even though I hated the song, I guess the numbers don’t lie and make this a category fit, definitely a successful “venture” into music. 3.5/5.
GoodCat:
I like 30 Seconds To Mars a lot, or at least I like their hit radio singles. Never dove too deep into their discography, but I did see them open for Muse about 10 years ago and they also put on a pretty good show as well. As I mentioned in the previous write up, I wanted to see Keanu Reeves, or Kevin Bacon, or maybe an athlete turned musician. But these picks have still been pretty good. And I'm gonna give this one the edge due to my personal bias about the music 4/5
Total: 16.5/20

B. Corey Feldmen
Corey Feldmen found fame as an actor in the 80s for roles in films such as The Goonies, Stand by Me, and The Lost Boys. He got into the music industry in the early 90s, releasing six albums through 2021. There really isn't much to say here. There's no verifiable sales numbers that exist for his music, but we do know he has never attained Gold or Platinum status with any of his albums. If you look into it, the music industry only tends to recognize that he actually even makes music to mention how bad it is. I believe his album in 2016 did win a couple awards for worst album of 2016 and worst album of 2010s. I think you might be able to see him perform at some low-end music festivals and state fairs if you want to make a decision for yourself...or you can just watch these videos. Good luck.

His most popular music video:

A live performance on the Today Show (I wonder who approved this decision):

Finally...whatever this is:
cmvideo75: Oh man, just a perfect entry here. The fact that there are 6 Corey Feldman albums are amazing. I don't even know what he is trying to do... yet he keeps doing it, and people keep showing up. Amazing. And THANK YOU for that guitar solo. That was fantastic. 5/5
Webble:
this is another one I didn’t know about it was hilarious, I did think it was a joke with the first video and was waiting for it to start properly but no that was genuinely it 4/5
Brick:
Good lord. I really wish you had submitted just one; the first one would have been enough to win the category. Instead you made us suffer through four examples. Asshole. 4.5/5.
GoodCat:
This was one of the ones I had in mind when thinking of terrible music from a celebrity. And what's worse is the dude is dead serious and thinks he is a legit rockstar. I think some celebs that do a mailed in pop song lean into the cheesiness of it and are at least somewhat part of the joke, but Corey acts like he thinks he is actually good. You definitely hit a homerun with this category. 5/5
Total: 18.5/20

Tito takes his first round of this match and cuts into the lead, 129-122. Can he pull off a miracle? We'll find out as we head to the fifth and final round.
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Especially since you apparently blew off the easy free 2 points. So your pick itself would have to score like 15 points better than his pre-bonus.

I felt strongly that my pick for 5 would hold up well enough against the other options that would grant the bonus. Wasn't planning on getting nuked on a round, lol.
 
Probably will be another close one, but, knowing both of our picks, no chance of making up that ground, lol.
I felt strongly that my pick for 5 would hold up well enough against the other options that would grant the bonus. Wasn't planning on getting nuked on a round, lol.
I put my picks in so late for Category 5, I thought there was an excellent chance you would have taken mine. Even with hindsight, I still feel like this is probably one of the best choices possible. Not that yours is bad, but I was not going to let that +2 bonus get away. Not a chance.
 
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