Triple M Junkie Idol Game thread

Wait what? I was meant to proof read? I just wrote my gut reaction with typos the lot - its up to you to work out what I thought of your attempt
as it should be. buckeys judging is like an extra submission.
 
Don’t count yourself out. I drew parallels to ***** ******* in my write up and totally forgot to layer in an autoerotic asphyxiation joke. Total amateur move in hindsight.

(I edited your post so you don't give away your entry to the judges.

-Eranys)
I appreciate the censorship for competition integrity @Eranys (though the potential for an unchecked Orwellian-type regime in this forum is not unnoticed - i.e. I want to be moderator).

Come on, I’m the Iron Shiek. Just imagine the dissent I could suppress.
 
Link it, I have some thoughts on chia seed pudding that should be shared.
The TFF thread. Here's a link:
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I appreciate the censorship for competition integrity @Eranys (though the potential for an unchecked Orwellian-type regime in this forum is not unnoticed - i.e. I want to be moderator).

Come on, I’m the Iron Shiek. Just imagine the dissent I could suppress.
@Eranys is a half-Chinese, half-Norwegian Northern Canadian.

Not only is he set up for failure from a penis-size perspective, he is also genetically predisposed to bureaucratic authoritarianism.
 
What do you think a suitable 'answer' would be?
You tell me webs. You're the one playing Judge here.

What's an acceptable mea culpa for someone who has stubbornly clung to a patently incorrect position for a decade? Self administered swirlie in a public bathroom? Can only jerk off with sandpaper gloves for a month? Stick a can of CheezWiz up their butt and discharge the entire can?

First real test of your judgement, Your Honor. Let's see what you got.
 
You tell me webs. You're the one playing Judge here.

What's an acceptable mea culpa for someone who has stubbornly clung to a patently incorrect position for a decade? Self administered swirlie in a public bathroom? Can only jerk off with sandpaper gloves for a month? Stick a can of CheezWiz up their butt and discharge the entire can?

First real test of your judgement, Your Honor. Let's see what you got.
JUST IN: @webble retires as judge from Junkie Idol.
 
You tell me webs. You're the one playing Judge here.

What's an acceptable mea culpa for someone who has stubbornly clung to a patently incorrect position for a decade? Self administered swirlie in a public bathroom? Can only jerk off with sandpaper gloves for a month? Stick a can of CheezWiz up their butt and discharge the entire can?

First real test of your judgement, Your Honor. Let's see what you got.
Fine, I retroactively give you +2 points for your submission! Congrats
 
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