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So, I have two dogs. A bulldog, and a beagle. Both are very gassy little fart bags. Which has really annoyed the lady tonight, because she says the whole living room is just reeking of farts. She is currently chastising them, wanting to know what they got into.

Plot twist: it's not THOSE dogs (this time.) It's the chili dogs, making what can only be described as a bold and triumphant entrance into this world. I am saying nothing. The dogs can take the blame this time.
 
Nastycrow said:
I fucking hate contacts. I was able to wear them when I was a teenager. But I did get an infection one time because while trying to remove one, I pushed it behind the eye. I still don't know how I managed that. I had to go to the optometrist and he used a pair of metal pliers to get it out (it was during the 80s). That wasn't a fun afternoon.
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this is a fucking horror story!!!
No way i could ever use contacts.
I once needed eye drops and my wife had to put me in a neck crank and drop that shit in the eye and still it took 3 tries...
Once again thinking i might just be a slightly smarter dog and not a way dumber human xD
 
bconcrete said:
I just ripped the most massive fart. Might've blown a hole through the couch.

My God, if that's the warning shot, I'll need a seatbelt for tomorrow.
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Mrs. Brick lost her sense of smell with COVID and 2-3 years later she still couldn't smell pungent things like skunks, dog poo, mushrooms and ... farts. It was like me having a super power. I could blast away silent-but-deadlies in the living room and even the car with total impunity.
 
Brick said:
Mrs. Brick lost her sense of smell with COVID and 2-3 years later she still couldn't smell pungent things like skunks, dog poo, mushrooms and ... farts. It was like me having a super power. I could blast away silent-but-deadlies in the living room and even the car with total impunity.
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Lost my sense of smell too the first time I got Covid. Thankfully it only lasted 4-5 days. It didn't come back gradually. 1 minute, couldn't smell or taste a thing. The minute after, everything was fine.

Not a great experience.
 
Nastycrow said:
Lost my sense of smell too the first time I got Covid. Thankfully it only lasted 4-5 days. It didn't come back gradually. 1 minute, couldn't smell or taste a thing. The minute after, everything was fine.

Not a great experience.
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We both lost ours the same day. I thought it was kind of funny. But it totally freaked her out. Especially when she got worried it would never go away, because taste was gone too.
 
Brick said:
She kept trying different stuff hoping she could taste something. She tried good ol' mac n' cheese and suddenly broke down in tears (very unlike Mrs. Brick). With no taste, it was basically bland gooey overcooked pasta. She said "It's like eating like glue!"
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That's fucking brutal dude. I got sick and lost the sense of taste for like 12 hours and was ready to eat a bullet. It is way worse than people can imagine. Hope it come back one day. There aint no medicine for that.
 
Nastycrow said:
Lost my sense of smell too the first time I got Covid. Thankfully it only lasted 4-5 days. It didn't come back gradually. 1 minute, couldn't smell or taste a thing. The minute after, everything was fine.

Not a great experience.
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I didn't lose taste or smell, but some things tasted normal, some were fucked. There were a few condiments that tasted how gasoline smells. I took a drink of a Dr Pepper and it tasted like it was liquefied baby powder.
 
Brick said:
She kept trying different stuff hoping she could taste something. She tried good ol' mac n' cheese and suddenly broke down in tears (very unlike Mrs. Brick). With no taste, it was basically bland gooey overcooked pasta. She said "It's like eating like glue!"
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It's not back fully yet?
 
BrokenThreads said:
It's been a shitty week, I'm currently battling a severe corneal ulcer infection. 4th day in a row of seeing a specialist. Currently zero vision out of my right eye, once healed will be the determining factor if I have to go for a corneal transplant. Constant pain, here's an up to date shot, swelling is going down.
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Prayers for Healing
 
Brick said:
Mostly back; to this day, she barely registers gross smells like skunk or dog poo. Which, on balance, isn't that bad of a deal.
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so you could walk in quietly, smoking a joint, smearing dogshit you stepped in all over the floor and she wouldn't know you were home?
 
BrokenThreads said:
Eyeball update, doc wasn't happy with the progress, all new cocktail of drops and meds change. And get this bs, the one has only a three day shelf life, but they won't ship it to my pharmacy, meaning it's an hour away, every three days. Thank jeebus, pops is retired, bought him a 30 rack for being my taxi all week.
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Man, sounds like a fkn pain. Hope that shit starts to mend asap, bro.
 
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