Gorillapunt
Looking for a little handjob
I always hope they have a bidet, but my sister-in-law has the claws and definitely doesn't have a one.... I try to make sure I cook if we're getting together.
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- Thread starter bconcrete
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I don't know this for a fact because I have never used a bidet, but don't you still need to do some wiping afterwards? Wouldn't there just be watery shit all over your ass if you don't?
@Rhino78 help me out here. What's the process with your butt doucher?
Gorillapunt
Looking for a little handjob
Lol, I've never used one either, but the nice ones have a dryer. I feel like an end wipe would be necessary though.
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The Original Jerky Boy
I absolutely love mine, you only need a few squares to dry the clean hole.
That's what I thought. So even a bidet can't save those with long nails. How da fuck do these people keep their damn ass clean?
Rhino78
OG Junkie GOAT
H20 sprays your booty hole and cleans out doodoo. No wet shit. You wipe to dry, every once in a while you wipe twice because reside might still be there.
No, thank you.
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The Original Jerky Boy
So much cleaner, best invention since sliced bread
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The Original Jerky Boy
Do you wash your hands with water? Why wouldn't your adshole deserve the same?
Rhino78
OG Junkie GOAT
ExactlyDo you wash your hands with water? Why wouldn't your adshole deserve the same?
ABB
Mega Ultra Ultimate Magnificent Chief Moderator
bro if there's a might that residue may still there then yous psychologically FUCKED. and will be wiping anyway. that's been my experience. I gotta wipe to make sure it worked.
then I gotta really test the bitch like I want it to fail so I finger myself with the tp, look at it, then pull my cheeks apart HARD and find a way to spray out the whole inside of my asshole. to finish it right may require a garden hose with a smooth bore nozzle.
Joben Global Inc.
kind of a big deal; treat accordingly
Just bleach it.
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The Original Jerky Boy
They've got the angle nailed down, very clean, don't know how how but it works perfectly. Most even have a female setting for #1 as well. A few squares and you're good to go.
Sure does. I shower. I feel no need to wet my anus any further. I do, however, hope you enjoy your watersports to the fullest!Do you wash your hands with water? Why wouldn't your adshole deserve the same?
I completely agree with this. It's already contained in the water. Why do we need to be spraying anything?
ABB
Mega Ultra Ultimate Magnificent Chief Moderator
why so selfish? there's plenty of other guys that want your anus wet
ABB
Mega Ultra Ultimate Magnificent Chief Moderator
no.
just like girls learn to wipe front to back, the sprayer does the same.
and here in-lies the problem with trans women: they've lived a life of dingleberries in their ball hairs bc it didn't matter - there was never a threat of contamination. now they're rolling into womanhood in their 20s with a career of semi-manhood in the rear view mirror. if they end up having a daughter (like...a real girl), they don't protect them from urinary tract infections or bacterial vaginitis. They're used to banking a smear off the back of their balls and getting right back in the buffet line. You can't do that if you have authentic meat curtains, the game of shitlips has consequences.
bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
That's why we love ABB.
The man spends a LOT of time thinking about things no one else has ever considered. And he is not afraid to publicly speak about them, so that were all now forced to think about them.