Triple M Junkie Idol Game thread

[Tito Orcheese]

Proof for the bad judge with a terrible memory!

 

[FunnyHoneyBunny]

I vaguely remember that but I didn't think it was me. But either way, his name is UNCLE Phil. Not Dad Phil, Father Phil, etc.

so.. you are a cat?

 

[ABB]

This comment is so retarded that I'm going to have Gemini answer:

 

[Tito Orcheese]

so.. you are a cat?

 

[ABB]

Just about done. I'll give everything a proofread and maybe some tweaks, then submit.

Man, I savaged some of these entries. About half of these contestants have apparently never seen a real MMA fight, lol.

I'm fucked

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm fucked

Don’t count yourself out. I drew parallels to ***** ******* in my write up and totally forgot to layer in an autoerotic asphyxiation joke. Total amateur move in hindsight.

(I edited your post so you don't give away your entry to the judges.

-Eranys)

 

[Tito Orcheese]

Don’t count yourself out. I drew parallels to ***** ******* in my write up and totally forgot to layer in an autoerotic asphyxiation joke. Total amateur move in hindsight.

(I edited your post so you don't give away your entry to the judges.

-Eranys)

 

[ABB]

Don’t count yourself out. I drew parallels to ***** ******* in my write up and totally forgot to layer in an autoerotic asphyxiation joke. Total amateur move in hindsight.

(I edited your post so you don't give away your entry to the judges.

-Eranys)

Gr**t m* m*n re**ly appr*ci*te a*l y*ur h*rd w**k

 

[bconcrete]

Gr**t m* m*n re**ly appr*ci*te a*l y*ur h*rd w**k

**** ** **** *******!!!!

 

[Tito Orcheese]

**** ** **** *******!!!!

**** **** **** ******** **** ******* ****!

 

[Nastycrow]

**** ** **** *******!!!!

Tito is some asshole!!

So easy to decipher. Noob!

 

[ABB]

Tito is some asshole!!

So easy to decipher. Noob!

he douches with last months period blood.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

 

[ABB]

 

[bconcrete]

Judges already shitting the bed smdh

 

[ABB]

Judges already shitting the bed smdh

they do more proofreading on their judging than the contestants do on their entries. Just gimme my 2.7 points and let me limp into round 2 so I can prepare for full paralysis in the 3rd. give it to me. let me be battered and bruised so I can get into this safe house for abused men.

 

[bconcrete]

they do more proofreading on their judging than the contestants do on their entries. Just gimme my 2.7 points and let me limp into round 2 so I can prepare for full paralysis in the 3rd. give it to me. let me be battered and bruised so I can get into this safe house for abused men.

Safe house?! You pay a lot for those bruises.

You're the only dude I've ever heard of that's made a gimp tap out and be like "nah bro, too much."

 

[Webble]

they do more proofreading on their judging than the contestants do on their entries. Just gimme my 2.7 points and let me limp into round 2 so I can prepare for full paralysis in the 3rd. give it to me. let me be battered and bruised so I can get into this safe house for abused men.

Wait what? I was meant to proof read? I just wrote my gut reaction with typos the lot - its up to you to work out what I thought of your attempt

 

[bconcrete]

Wait what? I was meant to proof read? I just wrote my gut reaction with typos the lot - its up to you to work out what I thought of your attempt

Oh don't worry. I'll let you know what I think.

 

[Webble]

Oh don't worry. I'll let you know what I think.

This one feels more competitive and tense than Christmas Idol